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nobody:

phil: i take so many pics of dan my phone created a second folder for him

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h͘͞ę͜l̨p̴̧̀ ̸͟m̡̛e̶͡ȩe̸͘͏é͜e͘é.͜͞͞..̢̡.̕  

@amazingphil @danisnotonfire

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just a couple of boys who bought a house together before being trapped in lockdown and now want to murder each other oops

#I’m emoTIONAL

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“when i first met dan...”

yes. tell me more of that era mr phil. please

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yeah this isn’t real

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i am going to scream into a jar and mail it to the forever home

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Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!

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me: i miss dan :(

dan: horny posts

also me:

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family polaroids 📸

[click for better quality!]

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Dan and Phil are going say they’ve gotten married on the same day but refuse to either confirm or deny that it is, in fact, to each other.

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he’s an old man, dan

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ii m&g newcastle

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hi has anyone made gifs of the bit from something we want to tell you around the 14 minute mark when phil rolls up his sleeves and dan goes through about thirty emotions in three seconds flat

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happy birthday @amazingphil 🥳🎈

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Answering Questions I Would Usually Avoid