mocksyoucondescendingly

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

Hyrule Castle Town and Kakariko Village residents drinking river water that had to flow underneath King Zora’s ass, taint, and nutsack

#yeah so hes always clean so the waters always clean #i know thats poop water bill

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman

White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm 59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in                                    

#wow.

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

HR rule

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

JUICY DRAMA IS WHAT SNAPS HER OUT OF DEMON POSSESION. I LOVE THIS LESVIAN

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

#video

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

he told me, "you'll never get over me." I said, "will you ever get over Me ?" he looked me in the eyes and said. no.

(:

#i think theres smth about this straight '''' guy being inside me. thinking about fucking me every hour of the day. telling me so. and. then. #thinking. in this vulnerable moment. that im the one obsessed #saying it like it might be my dirty submissive trigger phrase #and me flipping the script and getting him to admit that actually hes just projecting. #its cute #and he moans ??? ough. its a adorable. #i want to fuck him as deep as he fucks me 😁🤪🤭🤭🤭 #The Most NSFW////// #i just had to get this off my chest lol #like hes hot and i want to do such gay things to him but im taking that side of things quite slow