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a doodle for @theawfuledges and her fic “i carry your heart with me” which??? holy shit i’m in

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10 posts!

#10 posts #tumblr milestone

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If you ever get the time, you should totally do more of the rapunzel shyan au because it’s super cute!

This is super delayed but ohmygod i shouldve done this soonerAs useful as the frying pan is in the movie, i can totally see Ryan making threats with his fists :^) 

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Shane, Ryan! We have your position. 

Just-just hang on. The choppers are on their way.

Are you okay? Do you copy? 

Uh.

Guys?

#i am going insane #shame corner

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bluey: s2 e13 ☆ dad baby

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Some Monster Mash Seven Headcanons

I’ve talked before about Kelvin Timeline Seven of Nine being more obviously Borg for a good while, but since almost anything goes for Monster Mash AU I’m going to fuck about with her even further: Her hair is a lot shorter because the EMH didn’t feel the need to give her long flowing locks, and she finds short hair more practical anyway. She does start growing it out as a symbol of her character…

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Secret Dinosaur Astronauts

Secret Dinosaur Astronauts who are also evolution deniers is a very silly piece of worldbuilding. To that end, the USS Voyager never encounters the Voth in the Kelvin Expansion universe, and the latter’s existence is never confirmed. However, any world that has Godzilla in it is probably exactly the sort of world that would have Secret Dinosaur Astronauts in its history, and so in the Monster…

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The USS Cerritos Throughout the AUniverses

I’ve made it clear that modern Trek exhausts and upsets me, but I accidentally signed up for the trial of Amazon Prime so took the opportunity to binge-watch the first season of Lower Decks, and I am fully prepared to accept it and its events as canon. So let’s talk about the crew of the Cerritos in the (poor, sidelined) Kelvin Expansion and the Monster Mash AU. In the Kelvin Expansion, things…

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Wasted Potential And Sketchy Kissing - Molly Watches 'The Unnamable Returns' (1992)

Wasted Potential And Sketchy Kissing – Molly Watches ‘The Unnamable Returns’ (1992)

It’s a new year, and it’s as nightmarish and incomprehensible as the old one. So it’s appropriate that the first post of the year on this blog is another HP Lovecraft adaptation review. This time, it’s the sequel to 1989’s The Unnamable, known variously as The Unnamable Returns and The Unnamable 2: The Statement of Randolph Carter. I suspect this will have very little to do with The Statement of…

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Molly Watches 'The Unnamable' (1988)

Molly Watches ‘The Unnamable’ (1988)

So, I’m finally done with Gordon and Yuzna’s Re-Animator movies (assuming those three proposed additions remain languishing in Development Hell where they belong), but I’m not ready to give up watching and reviewing questionable Lovecraft movies.

Should I watch Gordon’s take on From Beyond, with all its body horror and refusal to recognise that Tillinghast is undeniably the villain of the…

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They Hit Rock Bottom But They're Ready To Dig - Molly Watches 'Beyond Re-Animator' (2003)

They Hit Rock Bottom But They’re Ready To Dig – Molly Watches ‘Beyond Re-Animator’ (2003)

You may have noticed that I’m not a fan of the Re-Animator film series. Unfortunately, I’ve committed myself to watching all three of them.

Because the other planned films never came to fruition and I pray they never will, Beyond Re-Animatoris the final film in this ill-conceived franchise. (I know there are comics but I’m not about to seek them out.) Since I was unable to find anywhere online…

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