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moemammon · 35 minutes ago
Date night idea for Asmo? Watching movies and complaining about the plot holes, every single little fuckin thing, while doing face masks
Complaining about movies can be v fun
YEAAAAAH DATE NIGHT DATE NIGHT
Date Night with Asmo! (Feat. GN!MC)
Funny, you almost expected Asmo to turn this into a spa day turned sexy, or something. But instead, you're both lounging about in your room, chilling in sweat pants and oversized shirts. Only YOU get to see the not-so-glamorous side of Asmodeus. Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
You're so used to seeing him all dolled up that it's always a rare treat when he's like this. His curly hair is all pinned back with a sweatband, as to keep it out of his face comfortably, he's got a pore strip pressed onto his nose, and you're wondering if he lost a sock, because he's only wearing one.
Your bed has plenty of room for the spread of cosmetics he's brought along, and insisted on applying to your face. He just KNOWS you'll love this green tea mask he's about to put on you. It goes on as smooth as butter!
He even lets you spread the mask onto his face, unable to contain his laughter when he realizes that you've purposely drawn a mustache onto his face. He even wants to take a picture of it! So you lean in and make a face while Asmo takes a snapshot, fanning his eyes to make sure his laughter-induced tears don't ruin the mask.
Once your masks are on, Asmo laments about how he gave in and "-grabbed ALL the snacks in the pantry! I know I shouldn't, but, well.... what's a movie night without snacks?" He wasn't kidding when he said he brought everything. He carried it all in his robe like a sack, dumping it all to reveal bags of chips, sugary treats, candies, and bottled drinks.
So now you're both cuddled up against one another for warmth, and Asmo laughs when he feels how you keep flinching away when he touches you. He KNOWS his fingers are as cold as ice, but he's doing it to pester you. So you return the favor with your own cold hands, and now he's trying his best to use a pillow to shield himself from your attacks. "Okay-!" he laughs out, nearly kicking the tv remote off of the bed. "I give up, I give up!!"
Asmo👏snorts👏when👏he👏laughs👏genuinely👏👏👏
You've managed to agree on an old movie that neither of you have seen before, and you're both already groaning at the outdated cliches and cringy comedy. You can barely get through a scene without one of you making a comment about the bad screenwriting. And Asmo has a thing for mimicking the voices and accents of characters, so every time he does it you swear you're going to run out of breath from how much you've been laughing.
Honestly??? Dates with Asmo are definitely a 10/10. Neither if you have to worry about putting up airs, and you can just hang out and do your thing! Just be sure to give him a lil smooch on the forehead though. It's tradition. 💕
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moemammon · 37 minutes ago
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Obligatory Asmo post because it's his birthday 🥺
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This is my favorite picture of him because I love how he's like 😃 and I always laugh
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moemammon · 4 hours ago
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Places this so gently
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His name's Lori and he's a counterfeit artist with narcolepsy
I'm gonna redraw him because this is from 2019 and my boy deserves a glow up hence why you're not getting the full body pic >:)
Does anyone like Nanbaka and also would you like to see my oc lmao
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moemammon · a day ago
Headcanons for the boys with a feral mc?
The Demon Bros with a Feral MC
(MC has only three brain cells labeled chomp, bite, and kill)
Lucifer
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Diavolo what have you done have you never seen a normal human before wh-
He's so tired,,, why the hell is this human screeching so loudly,, are humans even supposed to make sounds like that,,,
You're screaming. Mammon is screaming. Everyone is screaming. Diavolo is laughing. Lucifer is considering a career change.
Mammon
Bro why is this human looking at him like th-
The first to be attacked. Why though?? You fucking launch yourself toward Mammon and all he can do is screech in horror when you bite his sleeve and refuse to let go.
What kind of human ARE you?!?!?!? You have the teeth of a piranha and fingernails that're jagged enough to be called talons. He wants to know what HOLE you crawled out of
HUMANS DO NOT FOAM AT THE MOUTH WHATS HAPPENING LUCIFER DO SOMETHING
Levi
Media makes it seem like an encounter with a primitive creature from another realm would be something like a lighthearted romcom, but you prove that fantasy wrong right away
You're no feral love interest, you're a fucking raccoon in a human suit and he's NOT interested in the slightest.
Now you're attacking Mammon, and Levi is torn between recording the fight and getting away so he won't fall victim to your biting and clawing.
Both. He's going to do both. Roflmaooo this'll be GREAT on deviltube
Satan
Of all the things he read about humans, you were definitely not what he expected to drop out of that portal-
Interested for a good two minutes while he watches you eviscerate Mammon. Maybe they can keep you as a weird human pet?
Where did Diavolo even find you though?? The Siberian wilderness???
It's almost as if you know he'll obliterate you if you come near him, so you keep your distance and he's free to observe the chaos from afar.
Asmo
Ew,,, why are you so dirty and spitting everywhere,,
What a huge turn off! He's all for a little aggression, but you seem like a literal wild animal and he's 99% sure you have fleas
Finds it hilarious that you went for the scummiest brother first, but now your gaze has turned his way and he's fucking RUNNING
That encourages you like some sort of evil dog, and now you're chasing him and he's screaming-
Beel
Since you're more like an animal than anything, does that mean Beel gets to eat you? 🤔
He's hoping that's the case. It's been forever since he's eaten a human. Though the look on Lucifer's face tells him he might not be able to...
Also prepared to grab you if you start going crazy, but apparently attacking Mammon isn't crazy enough because he's legit just watching
THEN you go after Asmo and that's when he intervenes, picking you up by the scruff like some kind of jungle creature with rabies. Still giving Lucifer the 'can I eat it?' look ngl
Belphie
Thank god he's in the attic lmao. Y'all hear sumn?
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moemammon · a day ago
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Tag List
(To be updated as content rolls in)
Art
#Daikon art
#redraw later
#obey me art
Shitposts
#obey me crack
#obey me shitpost
#obey me shitposts
Spam Content
#obey me shitpost spam
#not obey me
#mE
#its me
#delete later
#self reblog
Polls (when I make em)
#obey me poll
Hot, spicy takes
#obey me hot takes
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moemammon · 2 days ago
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Levi: You're always making fun of me for my Ruri-chan dakimakura, but what's that you're holding?!
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"Hah? My love fer Goldie is different. It ain't nothin' like yer weird anime obsession."
Referencing this post lmao
Cursed dakimakura under the cut
I present to you:
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Goldie dakimakura
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moemammon · 2 days ago
crack request: GN!MC who badly needs to pee but then the brothers (and side characters maybe) just somehow get in the way 😂
Bro I'm Begging you,,,
(GN!MC needs to relieve themselves, but the Demon Bros won't let them)
Lucifer
We all know Mr. Self Important calls you to his office at inconvenient times, like "Oh, were you busy? Anyway, I need you to-"
You swear he's secretly the clingiest and disguises it as 'formal business', yet sometimes he just wants you to sit in his room like some kind of emotional support animal.
But why is it now, when you need to pee??? And he doesn't even seem to notice the way you're shifting from one foot to the other. Probably thinks you're awkwardly dancing to the record he's playing
He's talking about your RAD classes and an upcoming exam, but his words are droning on and on. Could he talk any slower??? You don't even have a chance to interject because he keeps talking. You'd better have a plan, or you're not going anywhere.
Mammon
He's the physical manifestation of comedic timing, and literally won't ever leave you alone
Oh, you need to go somewhere? He'll go with you. You wanna go alone? That's cute. Anyway, he's coming with you. You insist?? Now he's REALLY not leaving you alone, because it's clear you're hiding something
You have to tell him outright what you need to do, because he might even try to follow you to the bathroom. He's gonna be weirdly embarrassed about it-
"H-Huh?? If ya had to pee, why didn't ya say so in the first place! Go! I'll just wait outside or somethin'. Stinkin' human making things awkward...."
Levi
Obviously after staying in his room for hours and binging on sweet drinks, your bladder is practically screaming at you.
But no, Levi says you're gonna miss the best part! And this marathon isn't recorded so there's no way to pause it for you!!
So you wait until it's finished, and now he wants you to run a dungeon with him. "There's a special event going on where they give out a rare armor set for the first fifty players to log in! We have to do it right now!"
You can choose to escape if his peer pressure isn't getting to you, but you've got some explaining to do when you get back! You missed the loot drop!!
Satan
It's finally the weekend, and Satan didn't miss the opportunity to ask you to come to a cat cafe with him. Why wouldn't you accept a nice afternoon out, surrounded by cute cats?
And Satan almost seems like a little kid with how content he is, smiling and laughing, and happily playing with the felines that crowd around you both.
He also keeps passing them to you, taking pictures to send to his brothers to make them jealous. But... as nice as cat therapy is, you seriously need to go.
But how are you supposed to tell him that when he's smiling so brightly??? You're holding three cats and he hasn't stopped giving them to you, as if he's trying to bury you in fur. This is it. This is your life now. Enjoy.
Asmo
He's been dragging you around town all day under the guise of a 'wardrobe update' for you. Apparently your human world clothes weren't up to snuff anymore
That being said, you've been stuck in various dressing rooms for two hours now, and Asmo just keeps handing you more and more clothes to try on
The flood gates are literally about to open, but each time you try to escape, Asmo reels you right back in. And you know he's the type that'll join you in the bathroom if he can
Tell him outright that you're about to piss yourself or else you're going to have an awkward afternoon, and you'll probably have to buy whatever you're wearing.
Beel
You were pretty excited when Beel mentioned taking you for a food tour of the devildom, but drinks were obviously included in the food category. Meaning... you were reaching your limits.
Try as you might, there was no escape when Beel kept piling your plate high with food after food after food.
And any indication that suggested you might want to slip away made him wonder if he was troubling you. Cue those sad puppy eyes-
"You can still eat, can't you? My brothers aren't really interested in things like this, so I don't ask them. But I'm happy I can do it with you. Here, have some more."
Belphie
Being around Belphie means mandatory naps, and he's virtually impossible to wake once he's settled down comfortably.
This often means you're trapped with him while he clings to every part of you, and never lets go (so you quickly learned to nap with caution)
And what else does being trapped for hours mean? No bathroom breaks. Ever. Unless you're strong enough to rip free from his grasp or you can drag him along with you, you're not going anywhere.
You literally need to screech for help or find some way to wake him up, otherwise you're gonna die a very humiliating death.
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moemammon · 2 days ago
Hey! What if their human happens to bring a Ghost Pepper from the human world and each of the brothers are dared to eat it. What would be their reactions? Would it show on their face? I enjoy your blog!
The Demon Brothers vs The Ghost Pepper
(Will it send them to the afterlife?!)
Lucifer
He reminds you that the food in the Devildom is way stronger in the flavor department than human foods, and that your little ghost pepper will be nothing.
Though, he indulges you anyway and take a bite, then gives the rest back
Immediately fucking chokes midway into chewing, but the look he gives you keeps you from laughing (probably-)
"So it seems not every human food can be taken for granted... But I trust you're smart enough not to tell any of my brothers about this, hm?" "...I can tell you're holding your laughter in."
Mammon
No way is he gonna get weak knees over a dumb little pepper! He'll pop the whole thing into his mouth to assert his dominance and try to impress you
Mammon eats spicy foods on the reg, so a ghost pepper is nothing. Tbh, he's had spicier.
Honestly likes it tho, so he wants to incorporate it into the house's cooking. He’d even eat them a snack if he could. Could you do him a favor and bring some more next time?
"Woah, this thing's got a nice flavor, and a great kick! Think I could get a couple more o' these? I bet they'd be great on some Hell-sauce cup noodles!"
Levi
He's not a stranger to trendy food challenges, so he already knew about the apparent dangers of eating ghost peppers
But he's not a coward either..! Besides, going outside of your comfort zone and eating new foods can be fun with a friend!
That being said, he makes you eat the other half so your can suffer together. And BOY does he suffer-
*various choking noises* "What IS that?! Can any human seriously eat the whole thing?! M-My mouth is on fire, and this ramune is making it worse!! Water! I need water-!"
Satan
He's pretty curious about one of the human world's 'spiciest' peppers, so he’d happily take a bite
And like Mammon, he doesn't think it's all that bad. Doesn't like the flavor though, but the spice level is nice
All you wanted was to watch him suffer from the heat, but now he's contemplating how to cultivate the peppers, how to use them to harass Lucifer, why the human world has such wimpy foods, etc.
"I wonder how a human would react to OUR spiciest pepper. They say it's so hot, it could melt your tongue off. I wonder if we should cook with it..." "Haha, I'm just joking."
Asmo
Hella reluctant, because he's NOT a fan of spicy foods. Sweets are his go to, than you very much!
Don't get him wrong, not all of them are bad, but he's got a sensitive tongue! No one likes a spicy aftertaste!
Takes the tiniest baby bite known to man, and is instantly dramatic as hell. Acts like he's gonna die
"I can't BELIEVE you made me eat something so terrible! The taste is going to linger for week unless I can get it out! That being said... are you interested in helping me with that~?"
Beel
He eats the pepper straight out of your hand before you can even finish telling him how spicy it is
Doesn't even notice the spice until he's already swallowed it. It must not be that bad to him, because his only comment is "it was tasty", and he's got that sparkly look in his eyes.
Then again, Beel has eaten just about everything, so there's no way he’d be phased by that. Proceeds to give you a list of things that would taste good with ghost peppers
"Do you have more? I'd like to pair it with curry. Or maybe spicy dumplings? A burger topped with ghost pepper sauce would be nice, too... Maybe we can ask Satan to grow them here?"
Belphie
Didn't even realize what you were feeding him, because he's half asleep.
This boy just slowly eats the entire thing, and doesn't react at all. You could've given him an eraser and he’d probably be eating it
Like, is he even registering the taste?? He's just crunching away like it's nothing, eyes still closed and everything-
"....Isn't it a little early for dinner..? Well, I guess I don't care... But can you tell Mammon to lay off on the hell sauce next time..?"
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moemammon · 3 days ago
I wanna request hcs of brothers getting surprise tickles from MC. Like, everything's going okay and suddenly MC starts tickling them (idk why, this idea just seems funny to me, especially when I imagine Levi's reaction)
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Tickle Fight: Demon Bros vs MC
Lucifer
The fact that you thought you could sneak up on him is enough to make Lucifer laugh. There's no way to tickle this man unless you're crafty enough, so you've gotta get real creative.
But in the event that this is your first time tickling him and you DO catch him off guard, just know that you'll never get him again.
This man watches like a HAWK, especially after you found your pesky fingers tickling at his sides and made him choke on his coffee 🔫
Not necessarily ticklish, but still sensitive to surprise touches like that. When do you think was the last time he's been touched there, anyway?
"Clearly you have plenty of free time, if you're running around pulling pranks like this. Why don't you spend your time studying instead? Unless.. you're asking for my attention?"
Mammon
When I say this boy has the strongest fucking reactions-
He practically LEAPS away from you to escape your evil, tickling fingers. Destroys everything in his path and thrashes around like a fish out of water.
Mammon is probably the most sensitive to touch, especially since it's you. You've triggered his fight or flight instincts and he's ready to square up 💪💪
Once he's put a safe distance between the two of you using a broom for protection, he's prepared to get revenge. You thought you'd get away with tickling THE Great Mammon?!
"O-Oi! What're ya touching me for?! Don'tcha know that tickles?!" "Grr... that smug look on yer face is tellin' me ya did that on purpose! Don't think I'll hold back!"
Levi
All of his years of dodging unwanted physical touch have prepared him for this very moment. His ninja-like reflexes are so sharpened and honed that there's no way you can possibly tickle him!
...Is what he assumed, until you?? Tickle him?? Because you pull that stunt when he's dead focused on a game, and doesn't have time to notice how you're creeping up on him
Flinches so hard he slams his knee on the bottom of his desk-
Will use EVERYTHING at his disposal as a shield and makes empty threats about getting his revenge, but we all know he won't do it. Probably.
"M-M-MC!! That's no fair at all! I wasn't even looking! To think you'd stab me in the back like that... I won't forgive you! I'll get you back! I definitely will-!"
Satan
So you have chosen death.
The fact that you have the AUDACITY to tickle Satan is what he's most impressed about. Then there's the fact that you startled the hell out of him-
But he can't stay mad for long when he realizes it's you, and catches that cheeky look on your face. So you wanna play that game, huh?
Petty as hell. He'll cast a curse that makes you feel ticklish for an indefinite amount of time (or until you complain to Lucifer about it and he makes Satan undo it)
"What, do you give up already? I thought you'd have more in you, since you're the one that came up with this game. But if you admit defeat, I might remove the curse."
Asmo
As the second most ticklish of the brothers, Asmo immediately senses your intentions from a mile away (and because he heard you were going around tickling everyone-)
He secretly wanted in on the fun, so he was thrilled when you finally came his way! ❤️
100% tries to make it lewd (horny bonk). Tbh he's used to light tickling thanks to his 'social life', but he can't handle anything more than that.
That being said, he prefers to tickle you, as opposed to being on the receiving end. He'll literally use his brothers as shields if he needs to in order to get away from you.
"Enough alreadyyyy!! I told you, you're messing up my entire outfit! I've got creases all over it, and my hair is- hey! Stop tickling-! Ahaha! MCCCC!!!"
Beel
You discover pretty quickly that Beel isn't exactly,,, ticklish. Maybe it's the layer of rippling muscle that protects him from your assault? Or maybe the call of hunger is too strong for him to notice what you're doing.
Either way, he hardly notices your tickling, and just looks at you like "you good?" Enjoy awkwardly explaining that you were trying to tickle him-
He does pick up on the fact that you're trying to be playful, and he’d feel bad if he didn't play along too, so he decides to tickle you back....And there's no escape.
His stoic face has the slightest smile on it while he watches you desperately try to escape his tickling, and your laughter makes a fluffy feeling flutter in his chest.
"Is it really that funny? ...You know you can't pull away from me that easily, right? But if you really want me to stop, I will." "....In exchange for a month's supply of pudding."
Belphie
YOU FOOL... YOU COMPLETE, UTTER IMBECILE....
This is literally his domain, and you're a fool to challenge him in what he reigns champion...
What do you think that vice grip of his is for? Not only does it keep you from escaping when you nap together, but now you can bet you're not getting away from his tickles.
Somehow he KNOWS what you're about to attempt, and the next thing you know, you're being pushed onto the bed and tickled until you're read in the face.
"You can do better than that, can't you? Come on, where's the fight you had earlier? Should I tickle it out of you? Answer properly. I can't understand you with all that laughter.... heh."
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moemammon · 3 days ago
HEY THIS IS A FANTASTIC ADDITION WAAAAAAAAAA
Hello! Could you do hc's for Barb's where Mc has like, a few Little D's hanging off of them, like they're holding one, few are on their shoulder, one is in the hood of their hoodie and Mc? Mc is just like "I'm adopting all of these lil fuckers" whislt gently holding their newly found children
"I'm Keeping These Little D's." (Feat. GN!MC and Barbatos)
Barbatos took the opportunity to invite you over for tea and cakes, considering this rare moment of free time he had. Diavolo was properly tending to his duties, which meant less scolding the butler had to do.
He'd hoped you wouldn't mind the sudden invitation, and was thrilled to find that you happily accepted his offer, and arrived quickly.
What he didn't account for was the fact that the Little D's were also eagerly waiting for you. Well... he DID see that it was a possibility, but he’d hoped he’d have the private time with you. Nonetheless, he's just happy you're here.
As are the tiny demons, because they flock to you the moment you step through the door. They're all over you, happily calling out to you, hanging all over your clothes, attempting to tie your shoelaces together-
But you don't seem to mind it at all. In fact, you seem more than happy to coddle them, letting them do whatever they want, and even holding them in your arms like the precious little angels you believed them to be. Barb can't even be annoyed that they're smothering you, because you look so damn happy-
He smiles gently in that mysterious way of his, but you've been around him long enough to know it's genuine. "As much as I'd love to send them off with you, I'm afraid they won't last long in the House of Lamentation. Those brothers can be even more insatiable than the Little D's."
Barbatos can't help the way his heart squeezes a little when you insist that you're adopting them, and the little demons give him a pleading look. As adorable as it is, he won't let his heart be swayed. Probably.
Instead, he suggests an ultimatum. "You could come over as often as you'd like to visit them. Lord Diavolo always appreciates your visits.... as do I." The demon butler gives you a different look this time, something more tender and affectionate than before, but he looks away before you can think too much about it.
"Now that everything's been settled, why don't we continue where we left off? I've prepared plenty of sweets for the Little D's to have a share, if you'd like them to join us. Shall I feed you the first bite?"
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moemammon · 5 days ago
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(I'll do ya one better, anon-)
Imagine a cozy afternoon, when all the other brothers are miraculously quiet, and you have time to spend alone with Satan.
Satan eases you into his arms and settles onto the sofa, letting out a content sigh. You feel the warmth of his embrace wash over you; it's a funny thing, feeling completely and undeniably safe within the arms of the Avatar of Wrath.
You intertwine your fingers with his while leaning up against him, a thick quilt draped over your shoulders, and nothing but the light of the fire flickering in the fireplace to illuminate the bookshelves around you.
The silence in the room is broken on occasion by the crackle of the fire, or the gentle turning of the pages of the book nestled between the two of you. On occasion, Satan will lean in just to kiss your forehead. It makes you wonder if he missed holding you, despite always masking his feelings behind that forced smile.
It was moments like this when you could see the softness in Satan's eyes, the genuine affection written all over his face when his gaze rested on you, the tenderness of his touch as his fingertips grazed your skin as softly as a whisper, the way his breath tickled your neck when he let out a quiet sigh.
He could only relax like this in your presence. With you, he didn't feel the need to put up that never-ending air of calm and levelheadedness. He didn't have to pretend to be immune to the irritations of the world around him, to always keep his cool and never allow himself to break in front of anyone. With you, he was actually okay with being vulnerable.
It frightened him and amazed him all the same, and he wouldn't have it any other way. Maybe this was why he needed you so much? Because no matter what happened, he knew without a doubt that you trusted him... and he trusted you tenfold.
You hear him chuckle, and you can feel the deep yet soft sound thrumming in his chest against your back. He apologizes, directing your attention back to the book.
"It's nothing, MC. I was just thinking... Isn't this romantic? It's like something out of a novel. I never thought I'd have the luxury of experiencing it some day, but I'm glad I can."
Silence overtakes the room once more as Satan falls silent, thumbing over the pages of the book as if to study the paper's texture beneath his fingers. But it doesn't last long when Satan speaks up once again, albeit softer.
"....I love you, MC."
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moemammon · 5 days ago
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I randomly started thinking about Mammon having a dakimakura because he seems the type to hold something when he sleeps,
But THEN I was like "Nah he’d think it's cringe unless it's like a fucking Goldie dakimakura" and now I'm laughing really hard because like
I'm just imagining a pillow featuring an illustration of a fucking credit card laying on a bed and mammon being like "I'll take 50 😳🥵💦"
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moemammon · 6 days ago
Hi there! I finally snapped and walked out of my shitty job after being there for almost 3 years, so could I please request the brothers reacting to the MC finally quitting their horrible job that they've been encouraging them to for months? Thank you!!! <3
Congrats on Quitting! (Feat. the Demon Bros)
(There's nothing like the sweet sweet release of leaving a shitty job, but it ain't an easy task. Good for you! 😤💪)
Lucifer
He's seen the way your job has been affecting you. The weary look in your eyes, the way your joints constantly ache, the dread on your face when you'd soon have to go into work. Trust him, he knows the feeling all too well.
Naturally he tried giving you that push to leave, but he knew he couldn't make the decision for you (as much as he wanted to). He’d just have to wait until you made the move yourself.
So when you DID? Oh, he was so relieved. He never doubted that you had it in you. Extremely proud of you for taking that leap of faith, and he won't let you regret it.
You're 👏 getting 👏 spoiled 👏
"Where would you like to have dinner? I'll make reservations at once." "...Why are you giving me that look? Obviously this calls for celebration. I won't be taking no for an answer."
Mammon
Even Mr. Money Bags himself knows that no amount of money is worth suffering over (uh, at least not suffering for three years straight)
He's been bugging you to quit for forever now. "If it's money ya need, I can introduce ya to way better jobs! There's this guy I know that can set ya up with something real nice-"
When you announce you've finally quit, he literally sweeps you off your feet and shouts for joy. Fucking FINALLY! He was getting worried, always seeing that gloomy look on your face.
And now? You're not gonna be spending much money. He's spending for you, buying whatever you need (and everything you don't need). You're unemployed, so let him spoil you!
"Nuh uh! Don't even THINK about bringin' your wallet with ya! Didn't I say I'd be payin' today?? Just worry about relaxing a little, and let The Great Mammon take care of everything' else!"
Levi
Working irl was never something that interested Levi, unless he was doing volunteer stuff at concerts and conventions. But seeing what you're going through? Yeah, that's exactly why he stays home.
He's tried to ease your nerves by inviting you over for games and tv, but there's only so much that Ruri-chan can do for an overworked human.
So the moment you announced leaving your dead-end job, he was over the moon! This obviously calls for a movie marathon night! He's got plenty of recommendations, but it's probably best if you pick, right?
Trying his best not to overwhelm you with his excitement, but he can't wait to start spending more time with you!
"Seriously? You finally quit?! That's... that's great! That means you'll be home all the time, and-! Er... if you wanna come over, my door's always open for you!"
Satan
Literally told you right away that you should quit. He's not so oblivious that he doesn't notice how you're being exploited.
You're a hard worker, and your worth was being taken advantage of. Why would he want to sit around and watch you wither away? It annoyed him to no end.
So he did all he could to convince you to leave, suggesting alternative career paths, mentioning he could help you find something, but only you could make that important decision.
And BOY was he thrilled when you decided to leave. He congratulated you immediately, then proceeded to let out every insult aimed toward your job that he’d been holding in this entire time.
"They weren't good enough for you, so I'm glad you've finally realized that. If you want, I could leave them with a 'parting gift' to show them just how much you loved your job? I can even whip up something special for your boss."
Asmo
All the days you had to suffer working at a place like that.. You always looked HAGGARD coming home, and he hated it!
But now that you've quit working at that terrible place? Asmo's gonna make up ever single day that you could've spent pampering yourself. Also tried convincing you to start an OnlyFans-
He'll make sure you're so relaxed and cared for, you'll completely forget about all the grief your job put you through. Work? Who's she??
Massages your shoulders while you tell him stories of all the shitty customers and coworkers you've had to deal with. Spill the tea, hun. Speaking of tea, do you want him to top off your glass for you?
"Ive been worried sick about you, you know! Instead of working, you ought to just stay home with me instead! I know plenty of ways to make money without having to leave the house, after all~"
Beel
He always tried making sure you ate well before you left for work, but it didn't seem to be enough to keep you from being worn out when you got back.
He even tried suggesting that you workout with him to relieve stress. But after a hard day at work, it's understandable that you didn't want to move much.
Beel wasn't the type to outright urge you to quit, since it's nice to have a way to earn money, but after seeing the metal toll it was taking....
He couldn't have been happier when you announced you'd finally quit. Like Lucifer, he immediately wants to celebrate! This calls for eating until you're about to burst! Do you want Madam Scream's? He'll get you a lifetime supply of blackberry cheesecake, too!
"Since you're finally free from that place, we'll be able to spend more time together. It's been lonely, not seeing you as often. The food tastes better when I enjoy it with you, so let's eat together from now on, okay?"
Belphie
Sometimes, you were such a hard worker that it exhausted Belphie to even look at you. But he knew you were only human, and your stamina wasn't as limitless as you tried to make it out to be.
You were growing weary, both physically and mentally, and he could tell from a mile away. Was it really worth all this hassle just to make a buck or two?
He certainly didn't think so, and tried to get you to see it from his point of view. Just find something easier to do that wouldn't wear you out, you know? Or be unemployed. You know his brothers won't let you stay broke-
You tell him that you've finally quit, and Belphie can't help but smile. He won't admit that he was getting worried for your health, but you can tell from the way his expression relaxes.
"The hard worker had finally joined the lazy side, huh? That means you'll be able to make up for all the lost sleep, and I think we should get started right away. No objections, no objections. Come here." ".....I missed holding you like this."
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moemammon · 6 days ago
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Shout out to this up-and-coming headcanon blog! Brand new and ready for YOU to indulge in.
Check em out and send requests their way! ✨
Welcome to my blog!!
Hi! I'm sock, and I like writing for Obey Me! Feel free to send me requests to my askbox and I'll try my best to answer them! I'll write almost anything right now, but I might set rules later! Enjoy!!
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moemammon · 6 days ago
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Imagine laying next to Belphagor who's clearly trying to go to sleep, but you keep sending him stupid memes so he'll look at his phone
and you can feel him shaking because he's trying not to laugh and he can't stay mad at you because he keeps laughing gO TO SLEEP DAMN IT
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moemammon · 6 days ago
Hello! Could you do hc's for Barb's where Mc has like, a few Little D's hanging off of them, like they're holding one, few are on their shoulder, one is in the hood of their hoodie and Mc? Mc is just like "I'm adopting all of these lil fuckers" whislt gently holding their newly found children
"I'm Keeping These Little D's." (Feat. GN!MC and Barbatos)
Barbatos took the opportunity to invite you over for tea and cakes, considering this rare moment of free time he had. Diavolo was properly tending to his duties, which meant less scolding the butler had to do.
He'd hoped you wouldn't mind the sudden invitation, and was thrilled to find that you happily accepted his offer, and arrived quickly.
What he didn't account for was the fact that the Little D's were also eagerly waiting for you. Well... he DID see that it was a possibility, but he’d hoped he’d have the private time with you. Nonetheless, he's just happy you're here.
As are the tiny demons, because they flock to you the moment you step through the door. They're all over you, happily calling out to you, hanging all over your clothes, attempting to tie your shoelaces together-
But you don't seem to mind it at all. In fact, you seem more than happy to coddle them, letting them do whatever they want, and even holding them in your arms like the precious little angels you believed them to be. Barb can't even be annoyed that they're smothering you, because you look so damn happy-
He smiles gently in that mysterious way of his, but you've been around him long enough to know it's genuine. "As much as I'd love to send them off with you, I'm afraid they won't last long in the House of Lamentation. Those brothers can be even more insatiable than the Little D's."
Barbatos can't help the way his heart squeezes a little when you insist that you're adopting them, and the little demons give him a pleading look. As adorable as it is, he won't let his heart be swayed. Probably.
Instead, he suggests an ultimatum. "You could come over as often as you'd like to visit them. Lord Diavolo always appreciates your visits.... as do I." The demon butler gives you a different look this time, something more tender and affectionate than before, but he looks away before you can think too much about it.
"Now that everything's been settled, why don't we continue where we left off? I've prepared plenty of sweets for the Little D's to have a share, if you'd like them to join us. Shall I feed you the first bite?"
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moemammon · 7 days ago
I'm not the anon/ask who said requested the headcanon, but I just wanted to say that your recent "safe space" post made me so warm! This probably sounds dumb, but I just wanted to let you know you're a very sweet person for just letting everyone know this blog is a safe space. I've always enjoyed your blog, and now I enjoy it even more. 💜💜 Hope that you're doing well!!
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I'm doing all I can to make sure that this is like, a safe haven in the fandom lmao. Especially right now with some discourse going on-
So knowing that you guys feel comfy here means I'm doing a good job 💪
Keep supplying me with your requests, and I'll keep feeding you the content you crave! I'll also beat anyone that causes drama here lmao
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