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moisesmyles · 1 year
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No because i reme we being so pissed with Lanyon when he broke up with Jekyll but apparently my boy didn’t gave a fvck 😭
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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Cody, drunk: Obi-Waaaaan! I sure hope I don't slip with some macaroni and fall ass first on your lightsabeeeer.
Rex: Sounds like you actually want to fall on the lightsaber…
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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Crosshair, recovering: Health must come first, or else evil can't prosper
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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The Clones as Last Podcast On The Left Quotes 
Rex: Battle of Geonosis: a battle so fun, we did it again.
Hevy: If everybody's fingers can turn into guns, no one is safe ever.
The Clones during Order 66: The Jedi just don't take us seriously, which is why we need to kill these people.
Hardcase: what about my maniacal laughter doesn't make you feel comforted?
Waxer: There’s a lot of shit going on, and we're gonna do our best to keep you abreast of the situation as far as we can tell.
Boil: and you didn't even laugh when you said the word "abreast," i'm so proud of you.
Fox: you guys have hopes? you guys are still holding onto those, huh?
Wrecker: i have kids! i have me! i'm like my own child.
Wolffe: always be suspicious of your brothers when they're nice to you.
Kix: of course you can't trust the domino twins. they're always chuckling about something.
Fives: General Krell got a vanity license plate on his ship that just said DRK JEDI. dark jedi.
Dogma: he meant for it to say dark jedi but you know what it stands for: dork jedi.
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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F*ck ‘em kids!
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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THIS WAS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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Echo, trying to come up with a name before getting his: Who could ever love a clone named Beezus?
Fives: Jesus?
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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Fives: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that this is just another conspiracy theory that blames The Chancellor who is working in conjunction with the Separatists to take down the republic
Kix: I'm actually thinking about Chinese takeout. I'm really hungry.
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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Rex: Buried or cremated?
Jesse: I'm saying buried.
Rex: Okay, you're a ground guy. Kix?
Kix: I'm going to live forever.
Rex: Alright, we'll circle back around to you once you've thought of something. Echo?
Echo: I'm going to have my brain uploaded to a computer.
Rex: Alright, so we'll just throw Echo in the trash. And for me, I'm gonna go with just a nice ol' cremation.
Jesse: Perfect.
Echo: We've got all three flavours.
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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Hondo: this entire universe is based upon our perception. we are creating the entire world within our own minds. and we can only control our world and nobody else's, but we have to leave room for other people's worlds. so how do you expect me to pay taxes?
Hondo: People deserve a defense. Say whatever you want about defense attorneys, i tell you what: whenever i go down for whatever it is that the government pins on me-
Obi-Wan: tax evasion. without a doubt.
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moisesmyles · 1 year
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They’re in love your honour 🫶🏼
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moisesmyles · 2 years
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EXCUSE ME?????
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moisesmyles · 2 years
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Hondo: People deserve a defense. Say whatever you want about defense attorneys, i tell you what: whenever i go down for whatever it is that the government pins on me-
Obi-Wan: tax evasion. without a doubt.
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moisesmyles · 2 years
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HE NEEDS SOME MILK 😭
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moisesmyles · 2 years
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Well, that was unexpected…. Idk ‘bout y’all but I forgive him 🫶🏼
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moisesmyles · 2 years
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Dogma’s biggest Simp 🫶🏼
I love him and I relate to him SO much.
I wanted to get a tattoo inspired by the clones and since I love a lot Dogma’s design, I got it! 💙
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moisesmyles · 2 years
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so... we all thought he was gonna unalive himself or was it just me 😭?
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