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she took the midnight train going anywhere

#as is her right! #animals

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#this is connor4real slander 😭

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Season 5 literally could have given us insane lilah and wesley divorce where wes doesn't even remember the very thing that brought them together in the first place and lilah does but can never tell him. We could have had that. And then we didn't we just had idk more men or something

#lilah would have saved s5. know that. #it's a lielah #well love is love and not fade away

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The tragedy of Cordelia Chase: A comic puppet show in all acts

#waughahaugahhh #ok going to try to be semi coherent now... #cordelia is not a performer; despite her aspirations she was always a terrible actor #and she rejected that dream in 'belonging' because hollywood men treated her like an object #but jasmine turns her into a site of performance; she literally object-ifies her #ats s4 is interested in theatre (insofar as ats s4 is at all coherent as a narrative) #how many times do the characters reference othello and oedipus rex? #'there should be a play' angel says. buddy you're in it. and cordelia's the unwilling star #both angel (sans soul) and skip as jasmine's agent posit a theory of reality as tragic theatre #in which people are merely character puppets lacking true free will and doomed from the start to play out their roles #(see also: 'i don't dance. i echo.') #in cordelia's case her free will is literally and wholly subsumed by jasmine's possession and performance of her #like the prima ballerina from witw she is the favorite the most beloved of the one who pulls the strings #it is a terrible fate to be the favorite #and with the end of jasmine's performance of cordelia her story (as plotted by jasmine) draws to a close. the curtains fall. #still. she is not quite done. it is gunn not angel or skip who is right about free will in the end #cordelia gets to give one last encore. hers not anyone else's. and then she walks out of the theatre for good #she transcends the narrative and in doing so she gives angel & co. the tools to transcend their narratives too #cordelia was never a good actor. but she was always very good at being cordelia. #and that's something no one not even jasmine could ever take away from her. #anyway that's all to say. amazing art op i have to go stare at a wall now and think about cordelia chase some more #the high heels of the messiah #well love is love and not fade away

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4 treats please, sleepy style

#sleepy style!!! #cats cats cats

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

#epic url + loves cats the correct amount + extremely funny and goodopinionpilled + frogscholar cxgscholar and utenascholar extraordinaire

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someone has decided his new favorite spot is the spanker boom.... photo credit @the-lone-star-state

#whoa... #cats cats cats

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If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

#yes looks fun

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i made this poll a while ago and watermelon won, which to say the least had many members of the mangoenthusiast.com up in arms about it, so settle this for once and all

no third option, propaganda is welcome. reblog after voting <3

#oh we're doing this again? ok #hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby except the coughing baby is winning somehow #i will never understand watermelon stans how could you possibly derive joy from something so devoid of flavor and panache... #meanwhile mango is literally the greatest food in the world nothing is better than a mango!!! #dried frozen fresh pureed in a lassi in ice cream in a curry in fried rice sprinkled with tajin coated in chocolate.....it always goes hard

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most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer

#i don't know mr malcolm but from this post alone i know that on a fundamental level i am mr malcolm

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article from Serious Eats / Tweet

#mmhmm

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im tucked in?

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#yes you are! goodnight ricky! #cats cats cats

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#yeah!!! #cats cats cats

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#kindof adorable you mean mr ricky? #cats cats cats

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#guy who used to nail puppies to ceilings: yeah you could say i'm kind of a dog person #well love is love and not fade away #you take the thirty thousand on the left #i kind of want to slay the dragon #you look a little pale

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#choking is literally never safe #also given that choking cuts off oxygen to the brain and makes it hard to both speak and think #i can't see how you could guarantee your partner's ability to safeword out?? #but again even if they could. it's inherently dangerous. please don't do it and please don't ask your partner to do it to you. #and if anyone ever does it to you without consent. run as fast as you fucking can

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#the poor middle one lol #cats cats cats