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“Choose to be happy. Choose to see things positively. Every decision we make is one we cannot get back, so choose wisely. Life truly is what you make of it.”
— Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin (via annadownsouth)
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When I hear police sirens getting closer
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me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*
also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*
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me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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me: *has feelings*
me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.
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*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
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text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"
post results
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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation
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“In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines,
lived twelve little girls in two straight lines …”
Madeline - Il diavoletto della scuola
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