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Me on Christmas Day

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When your homie is lying to his girl and you hear him say, "you can ask him if I'm lyin."

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me: can i get some *looks at smudged writing on hand* married iguanas drug dealer: *opens coat to reveal two iguanas holding hands* me *smiling*: i’m so glad they’re happy together

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in my car

me: lets get bumpin!!!!

me: *plays slightly upbeat emo music*

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I’m seeing this tweet everywhere lol

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I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

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me in reality: confused young adult with little life experience me on tumblr dot com: ancient withered Hagge long past her prime

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[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

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These glasses make the lights look like snowman

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jesus christ

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Buzzfeed: We are LITERALLY CUMMING to how hot Jimmy Neutron looks as an adult