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You know who they are

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WOW so much to say about this...

#Wow #Eruri #Eruri Art

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#lol #writing prompts #fic tropes

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Would love a breakdown of the stats.

7% bb

Reblog for a larger sample size!

No "show results", if you're not a fanfic writer just be patient.

I saw a post about an anon saying it was embarrasing to have an ao3 account in your 30s (it's absolutely not), so I want to do a poll and see what the age range actually is.

#ao3 #ao3 writer stats

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🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

#Ao3

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Another day, another Levi

#levi #aot #eruri

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#eruri

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eruri

Eruri smut

➥ pairing: Erwin x Levi

➥ c/w: pwp // fingering, ackerbond stuff, edging, pron w/ feelings, as plotless as it gets, just filth

➥ wc: ~900

The surge of pleasure begs a cry from Levi’s throat. Erwin’s fingers stretching him to his limits, every second he rubs on that spot, feels like he’s cumming.

His head falls back and ends up tucked beneath Erwin’s chin. While Levi is crying out, he presses slow, sweet kisses to his temple that stroll to the crown of his head.

“I’m gonna cum I’m gonna cum…” he whines, wheezing at an impossible high pitch.

“You’re just too overwhelmed to tell the difference,” he moans over his shoulder. Levi’s not doing anything to him.

His hot breath wash over Levi’s tender neck, little sounds carrying together as Erwin’s fingers curl inside him, stroking tender and slow; this is a hot, pulsing pleasure, too much to handle slow or fast. He hears it squelching. He wonders how much of it is oil and how much is Erwin’s cum.

Levi vibrates and digs his nails in. He squirms incessantly, craving, needing in the most base of ways.

“Fucking…” His hips bow again, eagerly meeting Erwin’s pathetic little thrusts. “Fuck. Fuck.”

If he opened his mouth to bed, he isn’t sure what he’d even beg for; this feels like everything between them is penetrating at once—it’s too much—but if this goes on then he’ll crumble into dust.

Erwin’s moan is a low timbre in his chest, just the way Levi loves, saved just for him and given freely. He wants it again, even though his body’s not so giving yet. It’s in his large hand overtaking the wide expanse of his shaking thigh and how hard he squeezes, and the haste of his breaths. The bolt of pain inspires a moan.

“I’m not even touching you,” Erwin breathes, astounded, and presses into the warm bundle at the same time, and Levi arches.

“Think I can fucking help it??”

“Even if you could, don’t.”

Levi’s cock is almost hard again, twitching above his sticky belly. He hasn’t been touched in quite some time. A sticky string of cum clings to his shaft.

Levi’s palm falls on Erwin’s much larger one, the one cradling the thick meat of his thigh. They’re both trembling .

“You feel it too.”

As if in answer, a fourth, slick finger joins the others at Levi’s tight rim and ease inside. It’s tighter now, filling him almost as tight as his cock.

A moan tumbles past Levi’s lips, which explodes into a cry when a thick thumb grinds through his taint. The prickles of pleasure throb in his swollen cock.

Erwin mouths at the sweet, sweaty expanse of Levi’s throat, murmuring, “yes, yes, you’re incredible,” and shudders with his lover when Levi burns bright with the stretch, and Erwin burns with the echoes of it.

The molten rays tying their bond to each other stretches far beyond what two lovers share: Erwin feels Levi as an extension of his own pleasure; even his own pain; as his own. Beyond any shadow of a doubt, they’re together as intimately bound as two souls ever could be. Erwin knows at once that it’s the greatest gift he could be graced with in this world, once in many lifetimes, and never what he can hope to deserve. He lets Levi’s head fall on his shoulder, and kisses his lips.

“I need it.” Silvery blue eyes glazed, Levi’s finally found his words. “Fuck, Ervy, what’re you doing to me?”

“Levi.” They’re close together, hot and sticky clinging everywhere. “You’re so beautiful…”

Erwin sinks his fingers in proper now, pointed, hard and deep down. Pleasure is rippling and flaring, too much to tell Erwin how close he’s getting before he forgets how to talk.

“You feel so good…”

Erwin pins Levi’s thighs apart where they tremble and attempt to shut. He’s finger-fucking him right now like…

“Fuck me again. Yer not even fucking me,” he whines. “I’m gonna come if you don’t s-stop. Erwin, stop–”

Boiling inside, his thrusts slow to a stop. He hisses into the juncture of Levi’s shoulder as if he’s just as disappointed.

“Fuck…”

Between them, Levi’s cock strains. He jolts with Erwin’s much larger hand squeezing him at the base, staving off his climax further. Levi gazes through sleepy lids and shivers. His hand, slick with oil, easily swallows most of his length.

“I don’t want to hurt you,” Erwin’s low voice rumbles in his ear.

“Fuck’s sake, you’re so dramatic,” Levi groans, his hand slipping around Erwin’s wrist and squeezing. He cranes his neck a little and absentmindedly smacks his jaw with his lips. “You can’t break me.”

It’s cute that he’s worried. Their first time. And Levi’s hips are already bruised from the action earlier.

Erwin works his fingers from his hole. Levi grits his teeth and bites back the whine that rises in his throat from the painful emptiness. Erwin’s fingers were almost too big, but he never makes it painful, not once. He treats him so delicately it hurts.

#eruri #eruri smut

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Eruri

Eruri wowowow

mmm random pillow talk drabble with eruri being fucking adorable.

//no warnings | ~1k

“Why does your pillow talk always turn into morbid commentary about humanity?” Levi teases.

Erwin pauses talking, his lips still parted mid-sentence, and huffs lightly. He resumes stroking Levi’s back, from out to under the thin sheet covering them both.

After all the sex they just had, Levi had been appreciating the beat of Erwin’s heart while they chatted. He can never remember how, but sometimes Erwin gets a little too philosophical considering the setting—not always—and Levi feels good, he feels like teasing and picking at Erwin and getting it on again in a bit.

Erwin blinks at him, definitely fond, but turning playful, too. “Don’t tell me you want to engage in small talk.”

Levi raises himself up, half-laying on top of him, and cocks his head as if in deep thought. “Don’t know. Maybe you’ve earned it after making me come that hard. Who knows.”

Erwin had blushed when he was interrupted. It darkens a little. “You’re flattering me.”

Levi nibbles his bottom lip, swollen from all their kissing. “Don’t let it get to your head.”

“It may be too late.”

“Then quickly: Come up with something stupid to talk about. You don’t need any more shit in your head right now. It’s big as-is.”

Erwin smirks, showing his dimple, and then brings Levi down by his messy hair and pecks him on the lips. Then his nose. “I have a question.”

Levi raises a brow expectantly.

“I wonder what your first impressions of me were, when we met. Would you care to enlighten me?”

“‘Enlighten’ you? With your cum in my ass? Sure.”

Erwin is properly blushing now, eyes widened a little. Levi fucking loves it when he gets to him like this, which encourages him to take the question seriously.

So Levi thinks. Pressing his lips isn’t enough to hide his smirk. He lays his head back on Erwin’s chest, huffs as blond hairs scrape his cheek. “You still want morbid?”

Erwin chuckles. One of Levi’s favorite ones, all secretive and low in his chest, secretive because only Levi gets the pleasure of hearing it.

“I think I do.”

“I thought… What’s this big, blond Titan doing in the Underground?”

He chuckles again. “Big and blond?”

“Yeah.” Levi raises his head. “And blue eyes. You don’t get tall, blond, blue-eyed bastards with a mind like yours down there.”

Although their eyes are heavier now, grief somehow woven into their very features, and even though Erwin’s hair is sticking up every which way, too—Levi can still remember how he looked then. Just Erwin’s presence could command a whole street, let alone a room. Still can.

Erwin smiles crookedly, the way Levi can tell he’s pushing down a total grin. “Hm. That’s not too morbid, if I’m speaking honestly.”

“Oh…”

Levi leans over him more, his gaze something sinister but just as charming. Erwin’s lower half flutters.

Levi nibbles on his plump bottom lip. “Obviously I wanted to kill you. You said that yourself. Wasn’t planning on escaping, though. I just wanted to do it ‘cause you made a fool of me.”

Erwin laughs, all coy and breathy. “You let yourself get caught. I thought of that later. Levi?”

“Hm.”

As Erwin speaks, he begins stroking his waist, down and down. He takes Levi’s round ass in his palms as he answers, “I’d touch myself at the thought, while I fantasized about this right here.”

A smothered whine escapes Levi as Erwin works his soft cheeks with his palms, squeezing and spreading them apart. Warm lust swims down below.

Levi recovers, groaning. “Me wanting to kill you not enough?”

“Oh… You weren’t going to kill me.”

“Tch… ‘Cause I liked your big mouth too much?”

“Not at the time, although you would,” he whispers back. His silky sweet voice is right next to his ear. “No. Because I liked you.”

“Don’t take all the credit. All your big words never work on me.”

“And I love that about you.”

Levi tilts his head and raises a brow, watching him once again. He rests his arms around his neck. “You liked that I don’t care.”

“I loved that you were different from all the rest. You had your own mind, but you had the biggest heart. I was lucky to get to know you. I admit, I might've been infatuated from the—”

Levi shuts him up with a firm, deep kiss, as brief as a slap. “Just say you liked a challenge.”

“I liked you.”

“Sap.” Blushing bright red, Levi kisses him again. “Shut it. It’s your turn. Tell me what you thought of me.”

Erwin hums, his eyes blinking up and away while he thinks. “I thought, ‘look how small he is’.”

Levi glares.

“Wait, I’m not finished! I thought, ‘How can the most dangerous criminal in the Underground be that strong, while so small and unassuming? It’s truly impressive. Perhaps I should enlist him in my ranks. He can’t be that dangerous’,” he laughs.

“You’re such an embarrassing little shit,” Levi says, doing all he can to make himself sound threatening while smirking like this.

Erwin is actually giggling. It’s so infectious Levi wants to slap him. He buries his face in Erwin’s neck, shaking his head violently as if to shake away the urge to laugh.

“‘So disobedient… what a cocky little brat’,” Erwin goes on. Levi groans. “‘Oh, I like his accent’.”

“You’re a cocky asshole,” Levi replies, muffled. “Ya know what I thought later? When I’d touch my cock to the thought of you?”

Erwin inhales, suddenly at attention. “…Oh? What did you think?”

Levi raises his head, and speaks in a silk tone. “Thought… Huh. Maybe I’ve found a man that could pin me down.”

Levi sees Erwin biting the inside of his cheek, his eyes sweeping over his lips. In one firm movement, Erwin takes him and rolls them over. Levi’s legs were spread before he even leaned down to kiss him again. And again, and again.

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Every time *that* homophobic attack on titan blogger posts Levi has another prostate orgasm. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them

#eruri

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THE AFFAIR by whitesilverandmercury

Modern AU - mafia. 11 characters. Eruri. Ereri. Eruren. JeanMarco. Architect Erwin. Russian Levi. Walking ball of trouble Eren. Erwin takes Nile's advice and tries to have an affair during a business trip to St. Petersburg. Instead he gets caught up with Eren and his plans, stuck in the middle of a Russian mafia turf war and meets Levi.

Thank you @tsuki-no-ura for reminding me of this fic. It's an absolutely chaotic and wild ride from start to finish. Although Erwin is successful, he's drifting and lost. He's awakened in the craziness of the events he finds himself in. The ending is open ended but I hope he finds what he's looking for in St. Petersburg. Warnings for gun violence, prostitution, drug use and everyone babying Eren.

#Eruri

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yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

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Long time not posting on tumbr

#Eruri

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the ocean as a metaphor ALWAYS slaps. the ocean as a hungry force that wants to consume you? the ocean as something vast and unknowable, like a god itself? the ocean as freedom and liberation? the ocean as the mysteries of the self? the ocean as love? never fails to get me

#The Ocean #writing #Ocean as Metaphor

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Eruri AU

Hear me out…Batman Returns (Tim Burton) Eruri AU with Levi as Catwoman and Erwin as Batman (M|M)…like, go watch clips of the original. That kiss on the rooftop…damn.

#eruri #Eruri AU #Levi x Erwin #levi #Erwin #Levi Ackerman #Erwin Smith

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I drew another eruri piece inspired by a pose by sajanggs on twitter

#Eruri