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Jesper, starting a fight he can't win: Lol.

Jesper, losing: What the fuck-

#six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #grishaverse #soc incorrect quotes #shadow and bone #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #incorrect six of crows

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✨🧡🌙SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨🧡

Bestie this is so nice! 😭 Sorry I haven't been on in forever but thank you!

#asks

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Jesper: I'm not good at picking up vibes. Have Kaz and Inej become a thing yet?

Wylan: They've been dating for a year?

#six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #incorrect grishaverse #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #wylan van eck #jesper fahey

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Zoya: I literally cannot decide who the fuck I am sometimes. Am I an asshole? Do I care a lot? I don't fucking know and it's so frustrating!

#grishaverse #shadow and bone #zoya nazyalensky #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect shadow and bone

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Okay but like this HAPPENED in season 2, did I predict the future omg?

Jesper: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Jesper: *turns and helps Wylan through it* Breaking and entering is wrong, Wylan.

Wylan: …

#shadow and bone

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Modern AU when the Crows rescue Inej from a villain...

Inej: You really put aside everything and came all this way to rescue me? How did you even get here so fast?

Kaz: Several traffic violations.

Jesper: Three counts of resisting arrest!

Nina: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Matthias: Also that’s not our car.

Inej: Aw, that’s so nice of you all! So, where is Wylan?

The Crows: *look around*

Inej: You didn’t bring him with you?

Jesper: ...No, we did.

Inej: Then where-

Nina: *gasps* WE LOST WYLAN-

Inej: HOW DID YOU LOSE WYLAN?

Jesper: I don’t know, he was there during the police chase-

Inej: There was a POLICE CHASE?

Nina: We literally told you about resisting arrest.

Matthias: Maybe he fell off the motorcycle! I told you it couldn’t fit five people-

Nina: Oh yeah, he was sitting at the back!

Inej: When were you riding a motorcycle?

Jesper: That’s what we were using until we crashed into the bank and had to steal- WAIT HE’S AT THE BANK!

Matthias: Why would he be at the bank? He’s already rich.

Nina: What if Pekka got him? He could be holding him for ransom-

Inej: How did none of you notice he was missing until now?

Matthias: It’s not my fault, I was the one driving.

Nina: Oh yeah, it’s Jesper’s fault, he was the one Wylan was holding onto.

Jesper: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT-

#meanwhile kaz is silently waiting for them to remember wylan's in the car #wylan literally is bleeding out in the backseat and only kaz remembers oof #six of crows incorrect quotes #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar #six of crows #soc incorrect quotes #grishaverse #shadow and bone #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes

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i just understand that now i will never see patrick saying nikolai's iconic "i would choose you, zoya. as my general, as my friend, as my bride"

#it must be said #zoyalai #shadow and bone

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literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

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Nina: If I may interject-

Kaz: Oh, great, Nina was eavesdropping.

#six of crows incorrect quotes #nina zenik #kaz brekker #six of crows #soc incorrect quotes #soc #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect soc quotes #incorrect six of crows #shadow and bone incorrect quotes

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Inej: You need to apologize to Nina!

Kaz: Fine! Unfuck you, or whatever.

#is kaz apologizing out of character? #no not when inej tells him to #glad to see inej taking kaz's side #six of crows incorrect quotes #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #soc incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect soc quotes #incorrect shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #soc

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Kaz: Jesper, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Jesper: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

#nina also likes to interfere #by that i mean try to break them up #six of crows incorrect quotes #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #six of crows #soc #soc incorrect quotes #shadow and bone #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect soc quotes #incorrect six of crows

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good riddance

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Alternative six of crows titles

The adventures of Dirtyhands, The Wraith and these other people

My fair Ferolind

At least i packed enought snacks

How to survive life threathening situations : Making fun of a rich guy

Trapped with four demjins and a 12 15 year old

Finally made friends

Coolest rescue ever

Alternative Crooked kingdom titles

A guide to investments: Only needs Inej and sugar

Goodbye Ferolind, hello The Wraith

Queen of zombies

I AM NOT FINE!

Best year of my life (or is it?)

Perks and downsides or wearing another face

Worst rescue ever

#finally made friends and worst rescue ever are my favs #but i love them all #six of crows #crooked kingdom

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We deserved more scenes between Jesper and Nina after she found out that he’s Grisha. It’s canon that she bothers him a few times about training and going to Ravka, but it’s my personal headcanon that she’s low key aggravated that he has never trained at all, REFUSES to become classically trained, yet manages to be so good with his power.

Like this post epitomizes what I’m talking about:

Nina who is absolutely flummoxed, bewildered, and pissed that Jesper has never trained a day in his life and is just winging it and yet somehow isn’t dying from avoiding his powers?

She comes back to Ketterdam from Fjerda, expecting to find that Jesper has gotten a real tutor, and instead she finds him using his powers in the most insane ways.

“What do you MEAN you’ve started fabrikating objects you can’t see?! You can’t even bend a kitchen knife yet!”

She badgers Wylan about it, but he insists he’s tried to get Jesper a proper tutor, but every one that he invites over leaves cursing about Jesper’s unorthodox methods and inability to follow directions. Kaz personally finds it hilarious, and Jesper is far too pleased with himself for that.

#six of crows

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Malina & Zoyalai: Don't get together because drama

Tolya:

#yaaas #king #tolya

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I just love when a fanfic is so very soft that I have to stop reading every three rows and walk around my room for a bit with a hand on my heart while whispering "oh my god they glanced at eachother", because I get too overwhelmed with love and sweetness.