On the one hand you could say “it’s a special/secret level it’s not canon/they made V1 super short on purpose”
On the other hand it’s REALLY FUNNY to imagine that every other character in the game is like regular human size and the V-series of robots is like comically small
question
is v1 just, like, really short
i understand that all the enemies are taller than it for gameplay purposes, and there's no CANONICAL heights for anything, but like
the chairs and tables in 7-S are REALLY BIG
v1 sits swinging its legs, feet not touching the ground
GENUINELY suggesting that you record what you legally can and put it online somehow you’d make a killing
Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.
The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.
A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like
And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like
The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just
The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.
Curly is hair’s natural state, it constantly fights against our attempts to straighten it out. My hair at least hates laying flat and constantly flops out and frizzes up.
Faces IDK tho
I’d imagine the advice of “draw us like Lego people/Emmet from the Lego Movie” isn’t the best advice???
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>thing i struggle to draw
i’m gonna be real with you. i have no idea how to draw white people
I NEED FANART AND MORE HEADCANONS AND OCS AND CHARACTERS INTERACTING WITH KIRBY’S ALTERS AND-
Fire Kirby is a really chill friend with a passion for web design and a Matcha addiction
Plasm and Spark are 2 slightly different versions of the same alter with only a few differences. Spark is allergic to walnuts so nobody uses them as weapons or puts them in food ever just in case. They both are graphic design majors, with Plasm leaning into Vaporwave and Spark more enjoying Liminal Space
We’re like the stick people of art: theoretically easy to draw, it’s so simple and you see us everywhere, but when you try you’re just like “no that’s not right, no that’s awkward looking, no the head’s not on right”
At least in my experience, could be different. By no means am I trying to speak for everyone or claim the only answer. :)
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>thing i struggle to draw
i’m gonna be real with you. i have no idea how to draw white people