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rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

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If i were mr beast id post my cock leaking pre and then disappear forever

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the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

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I need a little help here

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PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

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welcome to sex positions we have christian, dog, funny number,

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i get asked so often why i walk fast that i've been forced to actually consider it and come to the conclusion that having a preference for heavy boots with steel toes and chunky platform heels has forced me to compensate in order to keep up with other people to the point that it's done some rock lee training weights shit to me. if the mafia strapped cinderblocks to my feet and threw me in the river to sleep with the fishes i could probably swim to shore just fine.

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the point of shoplifting is to be yourself and have fun

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Mr. Riordon, it is truly a pleasure getting to experience your second draft.

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i want us to preserve this moment, right now. where we are. what we are doing. i want you to know the answer to the question 'what were you doing when you found out henry kissinger died?'

#i was procrastinating finishing my master’s thesis about the Chilean dictatorship lol

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KISSINGER ???

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Thank god for wikipedia

Amazing

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new gender neutral bathroom just dropped

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When Henry Kissinger dies, we about to fucking party.

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning