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can they like release new vegetables 

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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Hello friends! I'm trying to get top surgery before the end of summer! (hopefully) My birthday is coming up this Saturday (April 27th). If y'all could please share the link, reblog, or spare anything, it would be so so appreciated. Hope you all have a lovely day <3

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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anyone else relate

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Psychedelic Warlord

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there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts