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Lucky Lucy - Sagittarius Sun, Sagittarius Rising

Has a gambling addiction but rarely loses a bet

Is really great at math, but only uses it for probability calculations

Only gets off on risky sexual encounters

#Sagittarius

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Raging Reggie - Capricorn Sun, Scorpio Rising

Easily offended

Makes all of his problems your issue to deal with

Once stabbed a barista for misspelling his name on his Pumpkin Spice Latte

#Capricorn #Scorpio

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Bustin’ Barney - Pisces Sun, Leo Rising

Loves to love

Always knows what to say to cheer up the fam

Sells MDMA at a 50% discount to his friends

#Pisces #Leo

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Super-High Haley - Leo Sun, Scorpio Rising

Looks really scary but is actually a sweetheart

Resting Bitch Face Syndrome 

Always so high that her eyes are permanently crimson

#Leo #Scorpio

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Nosy Nick - Cancer Sun, Capricorn Rising

Lives in a swampy cave

Doesn’t like going out

Spends most of his nights creeping on ex-boyfriends on Instagram

#Cancer #Capricorn

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Zesty Zachariah - Aries Sun, Taurus Rising

Really enthusiastic 

Loves culinary

He want’s to make you a snack!

#Aries #Taurus

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Stand-Up Steve: Libra Sun, Gemini Rising

He’s really funny!!

He won’t let you forget how funny he is!

P-please... stop talking... my-MY BRAIN!! It feels like it’s ----

#Libra #Gemini

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Funky Frank - Capricorn Sun, Pisces Rising

Collects mannequin legs from the dumpsters behind women’s department stores

Has a very defined and overt musk that seems to change every day

Isn’t shy about about his foot fetish

#Capricon #Pisces

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Lying Lindsey - Scorpio Sun, Pisces Rising

Forces her friends to let her give them readings

Lies in her readings in attempt to spook her friends

Is unhappy with her life but enjoy’s her Hot Topic loyalty rewards card

#Scorpio #Pisces

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Krisis Kris - Capricorn Sun, Sagittarius Rising

Anxiety to the max

Thinks other people thinks he’s cool

Edgy crybaby, never stops complaining 

#Capricorn #Sagittarius

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Tummy Tim - Taurus Sun, Aquarius Rising

A little slow but mostly just aloof

Truly believes that peace can be achieved by sharing a meal with your enemy

“Are you gonna finish that?”

#Taurus #Aquarius

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Crusty Craig - Cancer Sun, Aries Rising

Just wants someone to understand him

Favorite sentence is “Because fuck you, that’s why.”

Sensitive and hyper aggressive 

#Cancer #Aries

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Raging Ryan - Leo Sun, Aries Rising 

Too much energy and not enough attention

Prone to melt downs when ignored

It’s always about him, especially when it isn’t

#Leo #Aries

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Dick-Head Darren - Cancer Sun, Scorpio Rising

His mother left before he was born

Doesn’t understand why people don’t find him funny

Steals lunch money from middle-schoolers

#Cancer #Scorpio

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Stauncy K - Gemini Sun, Aquarius Rising

Likes to ride dick and then talk shit about it

Is always texting someone despite having no friends

Only answers calls from unknown numbers

#Gemini #Aquarius

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Ronald - Sagittarius Sun, Capricorn Rising 

Athletic, but only participates in pretentious sports like fencing

Brags about awakening his third eye

Vegan, and wants you to know it

#Sagittarius #Capricorn