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everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green
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monstressmasc · 7 days
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usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome
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monstressmasc · 8 days
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british people love when david tennant doesn’t get to make a love confession. they love to see david tennant sopping wet
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monstressmasc · 8 days
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do u wanna come over and play drugs
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monstressmasc · 9 days
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I didn't know "Tims" was Chilchuck's last name. Thought it was just some shoe based in joke that I didn't understand.
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monstressmasc · 9 days
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johnny depp should've died instead of river phoenix
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monstressmasc · 9 days
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I just want to get dicked down again =/
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monstressmasc · 9 days
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imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 
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monstressmasc · 10 days
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many such cases
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monstressmasc · 10 days
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Merlin takes his job very seriously
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monstressmasc · 10 days
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normal friday night activities: making a jodie foster in nyad fancam
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You guys…. lol
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monstressmasc · 10 days
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They deserve a lil' smooch 💙 Commission for the lovely @commsroom!
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monstressmasc · 11 days
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“No Shamrocks for Genocide Joe”: thousands descend upon Belfast to march to the U.S. consulate and protest the co-optation of Irish identity while facilitating a genocide. Belfast 16.03.2024
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monstressmasc · 12 days
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mutuals can open my protective plating and play with my wires and say its to check for viruses but we both know its just to put your hands in my organs
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monstressmasc · 13 days
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i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March
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monstressmasc · 14 days
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imagine being a young pony in the United Stables of aMareica during the height of Pony McCarthyism just perusing the local library and you levitate (you’re a unicorn) up a copy of the communist manifesto out of pure curiosity and as soon as you open it a hammer and sickle appear on your flank. what would you do
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