"Mom, do you remembered when we last cleaned our shower heads?"
"That sounds like a Pepper chore. Or maybe one for Jonah. I can't even reach the shower head, hon."
"But you're taller than Dad-"
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"I guess I could pencil you in for August . . . especially if you help me unpack at my dorm."
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"Textbook money, huh? In the middle of the semester?"
"Tea! I think I just saw an owl!"
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"Josie! Hey, bro. I was just thinking about you."
"Huh! Well, I think you should probably just ask her to be your girlfriend. Don't get her pregnant, though. I know it worked out for me and your dad, bro, but it was pretty touch and go for a while. You should have seen his little face when he found out we were having you."
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"What about a nice dinosaur. Jonah, you like dinosaurs, don't you?"
"Yeah, bro, totally. I miss having my own toddler to buy 'em for."
"Ooof, I remember that feeling. When the last one gets ready to leave the nest. I found that little stuffed bunny Del used to love when we were packing and I cried over it for three days."
"I told you you'd ruin the stuffing, Tea."
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"Prepare for my victory, gentlemen."
"Hmmm."
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"So not a toy robot. Is that what you're saying?"
"I think Dacey's moms probably have that one covered. What about a stuffed cow?"
"Morning, grandma! Do - do you guys mind if I use the bathroom? Or is this conversation, like, too important?"
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