mooifyourecows
mooifyourecows
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mooifyourecows · 2 hours ago
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show me a person whose favorite band is genuinely The Beatles and I'll
fuckimg
run in the opposite direction at top speed
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mooifyourecows · 3 hours ago
the afanc!! it’s a welsh lake monster that is sorta part beaver part crocodile, a bit platypus-like but big and is sometimes said to be a demon. it used to live in a river and would cause floods and ruin the nearby town’s crops but they couldn’t stab it cause it was too beefy so they had to get a pretty lady to sing it a lullaby and chain it up when it fell asleep so they could drag it to a lake away from the town where it’s trapped!
he sounds like a FUNKY BOY! anything similar to a crocodile is okay by me, baberoni 👌
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mooifyourecows · 3 hours ago
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I mean 👀👀👀
Except its an asshole fuckboi who doesn't respect the women he has sex with and a sweet himbo who has a bleeding heart
Sanji respects women too much and Zoro is more of a gruff hunk who just so happens to also be an idiot 🤔
I hate when I get sudden inspiration for a new story but the inspiration is like... a character dynamic or a relationship trope instead of plot.
Like... with plot inspo, I have everything I need to then come up with everything else
But with character/relationship inspo, I just have 2 characters in a big empty void of nothing lmao
Wtf am I supposed to do with that??
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mooifyourecows · 3 hours ago
Lmao any mischievous spirit that likes to steal mildly important things like batteries, remotes, left socks and earring backs.
Mischievous spirits are the beeeeest
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mooifyourecows · 16 hours ago
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Hold up, what if it was supernatural bounty hunters like one of them is a demon and the other is a human 👀👀
Like, I'm just picturing like 6'8" demon himbo that tries really hard to please everyone and is a jack of all trades
and a 5'10" womanizing manwhore human that literally can't stop getting them shot at by some new victim of his assholery
And the demon himbo is so eager to be a great partner and friend and the manwhore is allergic to emotions and blocks him at every turn, dumbass stubborn prick, but then over the course of the story he turns into the classic "asshole to the world, sweetheart to his girl" cliche and admits that he wouldn't have survived as long as he has without the demon himbo and yada yada shit like that
I hate when I get sudden inspiration for a new story but the inspiration is like... a character dynamic or a relationship trope instead of plot.
Like... with plot inspo, I have everything I need to then come up with everything else
But with character/relationship inspo, I just have 2 characters in a big empty void of nothing lmao
Wtf am I supposed to do with that??
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mooifyourecows · 18 hours ago
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Ooooohh what if they're BOUNTY HUNTERS?? 👀👀👀👀
And they go on a job that goes horrible wrong...... hmmmmm
I hate when I get sudden inspiration for a new story but the inspiration is like... a character dynamic or a relationship trope instead of plot.
Like... with plot inspo, I have everything I need to then come up with everything else
But with character/relationship inspo, I just have 2 characters in a big empty void of nothing lmao
Wtf am I supposed to do with that??
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mooifyourecows · 19 hours ago
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Anyway, I suddenly want to write the dynamic of:
"Two best friends, one an earnest bear of a guy and the other a chick magnet fuckboi, constantly butt heads until it accelerates into a blow up fight where they're ready to throw their entire friendship and history in the trash but then a series of events brings them closer and they realize they're in love and then they kiss the end"
I hate when I get sudden inspiration for a new story but the inspiration is like... a character dynamic or a relationship trope instead of plot.
Like... with plot inspo, I have everything I need to then come up with everything else
But with character/relationship inspo, I just have 2 characters in a big empty void of nothing lmao
Wtf am I supposed to do with that??
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mooifyourecows · 20 hours ago
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I hate when I get sudden inspiration for a new story but the inspiration is like... a character dynamic or a relationship trope instead of plot.
Like... with plot inspo, I have everything I need to then come up with everything else
But with character/relationship inspo, I just have 2 characters in a big empty void of nothing lmao
Wtf am I supposed to do with that??
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mooifyourecows · 21 hours ago
also: brownies/boggarts (boggarts are grumpy brownies)
Boggarts is definitely the name id give grumpy brownies
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mooifyourecows · 21 hours ago
MOTHMAN MOTHMAN MOTHMAN MOTHMAN MOTHMANMOTHMANMOTHMANMOTHMANMOTHMANMOTHMANMO
Hell yeah
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mooifyourecows · a day ago
moo pls watch this hq tiktok 🧡 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd7CLWMF/
"chunky sweater lesbian" is a perfect description tbh
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mooifyourecows · a day ago
the straight community has also pretty much normalized toxic and generally unhealthy relationships. like? to tons of people it’s totally normal to hate your partner and to cheat. at this point it’s pretty much expected.
additionally i think some people are so desperate for “love” or validation that they seek it from any and all sources.
tru like DAMN the amount of tv shows/movies that show a douchebag husband and a naggy wife who are both barely holding themselves back from murdering each other in their sleep is very very depressing
and there are people who think that all you need is sexual attraction to make a relationship work. i mean, c'mon, if you can't have fun together outside of horny situations then you don't have a partner, you have a sex acquaintance. which is totally fine man, be free with your sex life and fuck any consenting adult that you want, but don't marry them based off of sexual compatibility alone homie
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mooifyourecows · a day ago
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you know what I just straight up can't comprehend?
people who are in romantic relationships with people they clearly don't like
Ya know like those relationships where they don't share any interests and can't stand each other's hobbies like BRO why are you even together?
It always weirded me out that my friends in relationships would spend so much time complaining to me about their partner DUDE just dump them, you clearly hate each other's guts
Every time a friend is like "ohhh how do you never get tired of your partner, whats the secret" bitch I actually LIKE my partner, thats the secret
Seriously tho if you don't have fun with your partner then why date them thats so stupid.
its a fucking lie that relationships are supposed to be hard okay please don't buy that bullfuck
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mooifyourecows · 2 days ago
when i was little (like kindergarten-4th grade) i would eat those lil heal-all flowers (prunella vulgaris if u wanna be specific) without knowing that they were actually edible. like i just saw em during recess and my 7 year old brain was like “mm snack :)” and just went for it. i also offered it to other people including teachers who then politely declined because “there could be pesticides on it” but then never stopped me from eating it and i have no idea why other than maybe they knew that i just couldnt be stopped
It was your survival brain like "we must store fat for the winter, eat this plant"
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mooifyourecows · 2 days ago
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i've gotten reobsessed with my big epic modern fantasy original story so i'm gonna go through its playlist and edit it
it's just a hodge podge rn because i couldn't figure out the vibe i was going for but i have a better idea now so 👀👀👀 time to see if i can make something magical
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mooifyourecows · 2 days ago
Moo darling in sorry if I often come here and tell you listen to a song that specifically reminded me of your daisuga.
And I'm sorry for doing it again
Anyway so this song reminded me of daichi so much UwU
omg that's so cute 😩 totally a sappy Daichi type song, I love it 🖤🖤🖤
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