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moonchemistry · 17 hours
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they should invent a cogwheel whose spokes fit perfectly between the nooks of my spine so that u can roll it down my back and perfectly rip my spine out of my body with the ease similar to opening a sardine can lid
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moonchemistry · 18 hours
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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this
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moonchemistry · 1 day
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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moonchemistry · 1 day
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i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it
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moonchemistry · 2 days
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double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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I should do blackout poetry from the book dune by frank herbert
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Sparkle on! It’s wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
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moonchemistry · 2 days
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i recognize that it’s incredibly silly to have such strong opinions on a candy and normally I don’t but reeses cups is a very special case because apparently it wasn’t enough for reeses cups to be completely entirely mediocre, no they needed to have the most annoying god damn commercials for their product like Ever. like “oh you like resees cups don’t you squidward.you want our reeses cups so bad it makes you look stupid. you’re drooling like a damn dog looking at our reeses cups. it is downright embarrassing how much you like our reeses cups. would you kill for us. trick question we know you would” do not presume this shit of me you make me sick. you’re embarrassing the both of us. i am number one reeses hater i have a parasocial hatred of reeses cups and it’s literally their own fault for being firstly mediocre and then extremely self praising and annoying about it. if resees cups was a person i would tell them to kill themself. i would pay money to go to hershey park just to beat up the reeses cups mascot if only it were truly the embodiment of reeses cups and wasn’t an innocent person in costume. i hate your disgusting fucking candy i wish you would get discontinued
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moonchemistry · 3 days
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When you finally start to process everything you did as a bitchass flower
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ursa minor, or "bear minimum",
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a citadel is one of the classic things you can launch a desperate final all-out attack against.
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I’m gonna cry what does this mean
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moonchemistry · 4 days
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