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Caller of the Flock
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Weeks of painting feathers and swirls of the mane to bring life and color into the tiniest folds.
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are humans the only mammals that can eat chocolat? what about reptiles (birds included)?
in general, mammals are the only vertebrate family that has even a few members that can safely process the toxin theobromine and eat chocolate!
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these species are basically just humans and a large chunk of the rodent family tree and its relatives (one of these things is not like the others). nothing else can have chocolate though, not fish or birds or turtles or lizards. just these specific mammals.
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and here they are together! awwww.
birds are even extra-susceptible to the toxin, meaning that even a very small amount will kill them stone dead!
theobromine is absolutely not messing around. it's a very potent explode-your-heart chemical and it evolved to PREVENT vertebrates from eating cacao seeds, because those are the cacao tree's children and plants show parental love through chemical warfare.
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humans don't care, though. humans will eat your children.
so, yeah. this is just another case of humans specifically being very weird.
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and that's wonderful.
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why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way
what use do butt cheeks have 
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me: reblogs anything
the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:
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So I've just invented the Kinsey* Genitals Scale. It's not about what genitals you're attracted to, it's about which ones you'd prefer to have, assuming changing them took less than 5 minutes and wasn't really a hassle at all.
This is primarily intended for trans (and especially non-binary/bigender/genderfluid) people, but cis people can answer as well. Ain't no reason you can't be a cis guy with a vagina or a cis girl with a penis. I don't'nt judge.
* It's not actually a Kinsey scale because that one was made by Alfie Kinsey, and this one is not. But we always call these things Kinsey scales. It's really a Turing Scale, ya'know?
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Kleptoparasitism. Pteranodon, Nyctosaurus, Enchodus
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they created the most loveliest people in the world & put them like three countries away
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Please for the love of god normalize attraction to fat people I can't take this anymore.
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moonlitcomet · 5 days
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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.
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Reblog for sample size if so inclined, but to keep this ethical all participants must be willing lol
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how many times do we have to say "acting like an autistic character wouldnt know about sex is weird" until it actually sinks in and people stop saying autistic characters wouldnt know about sex
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Some idiot is spamming my dms and asks so I'm turning them off for the time being
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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot
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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy
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