i like Ma & Pa Kent a lot bcos like, their whole thing is that they’re the normalest, nicest human parents in existence, but also, they are the people who found a baby inside a crashed spaceship and just took him home and told no-one.
just took an INSANE personality test for school. most of the questions ranged from "these are not a dichotomy" to "this feels loaded" to "i literally don't know what you're asking here" but this specific question made me laugh out loud:
i don't know how anyone could look at options like these and not read them in two distinctly opposite voices. it felt like the george carlin bit on baseball versus football.
knight of the forest
acrylic on wood panel
11x14in
[image description: an acrylic painting of a stag in a forest standing before a pond. a longsword is held in the stag's antlers, and the stag is backlit by glowing sunlight. the stag's eyes glow white, and there is a small patch of trout lilies in the lower left foreground, next to a mushroom and moss-covered log. end image description.]