sjm’s books rly be celebrating women for being sexual creatures (feyre, aelin, etc) and penalising women for being sexual creatures (nesta, ianthe, amarantha, etc) at the same time. you gotta give it to her she got a special talent for being contradictory. and you guess it, the acceptance of the women’s sexuality hinges upon a man… that’s about as far as sjm’s “feminism” goes
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Andrew: uh my bf is injured and struggling after a near-death experience? Guess I have to climb into the shower fully clothed to help him clean up.
Everyone including Neil: you literally don't have to.
Andrew, already wet: no I'm gonna
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Neil, looking at Andrew: beautiful, stunning, 11/10, outstanding, breathtaking.
Neil looking at Aaron: mid, ugly, solid 1/10, boring, passable.
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Altan, pressing his forehead against Rin's: Don't cry about your past, cry about your future. Everything is going to get worse.
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Rin: I just want to let you know that you mean a lot to me and if the need arose, I'd kill for you.
Kitay: I've seen you stab someone over a bowl of noodles, that doesn't mean much coming from you.
Rin: I'd die for you?
Kitay: That doesn't mean much either. On a completely unrelated note, I think you should see a therapist.
Rin: I'd let go of a grudge for you?
Kitay: Awww... <3
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i just think that andrew, as a criminology major, must occasionally look at neil and think 'wow, I'm dating one hell of a thesis paper'
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Do you think the second book is called "Crooked Kingdom" because the Crows built a kingdom together but now it only has five pillars to hold it up instead of six, so it's crooked?
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Chen Kitay's so good at arguing but he always goes for these LOW FUCKING BLOWS. LIKE DUDE WTF YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SAY THAT
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Rereading the poppy war hurts so much bc now i notice all the foreshadowing,and realize how none of them ever had a chance, bc they're stuck in this cycle, but oh if things had just been a little different, if even one of them had made one different choice but they didn't and now i'm torturing myself reading this
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…so when the teenage protagonist blows up. the entirety of Japan. in Book One, where does a series go from there?
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the foxes: oh no, raven fans crashed our cars!
allison and neil: so buy new ones?
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i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU
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Lemme post this here before i forget
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when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.
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