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moonyswaffle · 2 years

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so, do you call it halloween ?

or the last day of jilytober ?

or better, the day jily proceeded to prank the angels in heaven ?

or the best, the day when the end of Marauders begun ?

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moonyswaffle · 2 years

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🎃 halloween 🎃

before "what-should-have-never-happened" took place, moony and padfoot were planning to come to the dinner at jily's house dressed up as penguin and pigeon

because apparently throughout the day Harry was blabbering something which sounded like penguin to sirius and pigeon to remus ;)

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moonyswaffle · 2 years

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Just a random thought, before Jily went to heaven on the Halloween Day, did they play trick or treat with Harry?

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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Orion: IT'S YOUR FAULT WE CAN'T WALK WITH OUR HEADS HIGH!

Walburga: YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY!

Sirius: Wait a minute-

Sirius: It's not MY fault. You're are my parents, unfortunately I might add, which means I have YOUR genes

Sirius: Seems like being a disgrace is in our family's genes :)

Sirius: I am a disgrace to this family and you both are disgrace to this earth ;)

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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Sirius: Moony, do you know my gay name?

Remus: There's a thing called 'gay name'???

Sirius: Oh yes... it's my first name—

Remus: lol, very funny—

Sirius, gets on his knees: and your last name ;)

Remus: OH MY GOD!

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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Sirius: You know, James gives Lily flowers everyday...

Remus: And?

Sirius: It would be very heart-touching if you would do the same

~nExT dAy~

Remus: *gives Lily flowers*

Lily: o.O ummm???

Remus: I uh, I am as confused as you are

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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James: Oh MY GoD!

Lily: WHAT?

James: We are doing this couple thing, you know, wearing matching clothes

Lily: WTF! This is our UNIFORM! We ALL are wearing the same!

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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James: WE ARE PREGNANT

Remus:

Sirius:

Lily: For the last time, I AM PREGNANT! NOT WE!

James: Lils ಥ_ಥ

James: hOw cOuLd yOu? i aM pRonGsLeT's father!

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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Lily: How do you guys get out of all these messes?

Remus: We don't get out of them-

James: We create a bigger mess-

Sirius: Which simply cancels out the previous one

Lily: *clearly impressed*

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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Sirius: the first one to reply is gat

Sirius: *gay

Sirius: wait-

#the marauders #marauders #marauders era #remus lupin #the marauders era #atyd #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #moony #padfoot #prongs #wormtail #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #incorrect wolfstar quotes #wolfstar fluff #atyd wolfstar #wolfstar

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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James: Moony, what are you doing?

Remus: Confronting the person who ruined my life

Sirius: But you are yelling at the mirror???

Remus: I know

Sirius:

James:

Lily: *dials number* Hello? Dear therapist, we have a patient who would make you feel like you need a therapist yourself.

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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Peter: I have to pee but I'm too lazy

Sirius: Looks like urine trouble

Lily:

Dorcas:

Marlene:

Remus: *how the fuck I fell for him???*

James: *throws himself on the floor squeaking with laughter*

#the marauders #marauders #marauders era #remus lupin #the marauders era #atyd #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #moony #prongs #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #wormtail #wolfstar #jily #dorlene

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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Remus: I want to be a caterpillar

Sirius: Explain

Remus: Eat more, sleep less. Wake up beautiful!

Sirius: But they have a lifespan of two weeks, right?

Remus: That's the highlight ;)

James: mOoNy wE nEEd tO tALk!

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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Remus: I am a man with high standards!

Sirius: I have chocolates—

Remus: Oh My God! You're meeting all my standards!

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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james: are you in love with sirius?

remus: *sweats* nOoOoooO

james: then why do you draw R+S everywhere in hearts?

remus: it refers to Regrets + Suffering

#the marauders #marauders #marauders era #remus lupin #the marauders era #atyd #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #moony #padfoot #prongs #wormtail #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #incorrect wolfstar quotes #wolfstar fluff #wolfstar #jily #dorlene

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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sirius after drinking two bottles of firewhishkey: moony, what if all caterpillars are gay and turning into butterflies is their way of coming out?

remus: stfu ⊙_◎

james, half-way through his second bottle: padfoot has got a point—

remus: NOT YOU TOO! LILY! HANDLE YOUR HUSBAND AND KID!

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moonyswaffle · 3 years

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sirius: rules are made to be broken

lily: rules are made to be followed! nothing is made to be broken

dorcas: piñatas

marlene: eggs

remus: humour

peter: promises

james: heart

marlene: bones

sirius: rules ;)

lily: -_-

#the marauders #marauders #marauders era #remus lupin #the marauders era #atyd #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #moony #padfoot #prongs #wormtail #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #dorlene #wolfstar #jily

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