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Thank you so much for the awesome year! I’m particularly happy that we got second on incorrect quotes! It’s a big accomplishment for me, that being for a quote blog and all.
I know I haven’t been posting in a while and I’m not abandoning the blog I’m not going to be as active on here as I was before. There won’t be quotes as often anymore, I’ll just post whenever I feel like it instead of having a schedule and getting stressed about it.
Still feel free to message me or send me asks anytime, even if it takes me a while to respond I will respond I promise. If you want to talk about anything just message me, and we can talk about it or you can ask me for a distraction and we can talk about whatever else.
I’M GOING TO ANSWER THE ASKS IN MY INBOX I PROMISE!!! I SEE YOU I’M NOT IGNORING YOU I JUST HAVEN’T POSTED IT YET!!!
Anyway, yeah I’ll still be here and when stuff happens as a new episode I’ll post my thoughts and freak out with you, but the quotes won’t be in as much as usual. Thank you for the wonderful two years that this blog has had. 💖
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Virgil, with Remus: Fucking Idiot! Look at me, just fucking do it! Fuck off, will you? I give up! Get out! I’m tired of you!
Virgil, with Roman: You are a precious Angel, you are the best. If someone harms you I will kill them.
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Virgil: *annoyed* Please somebody kill me
Patton: But then I’d miss you!
Virgil: Alright, I’ll live
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Virgil: *throwing away his controller* Dammit I lost again!
Patton:
Patton: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?
Virgil: Yes, that would be lovely.
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[On a date]
Logan: So what's your favorite color?
Janus: Really? Don't ask me dumb questions.
Logan: How is formic acid prepared in a lab? Give the chemical reactions for it.
Janus:
Janus: My favorite color is yellow.
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Roman: BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED
Virgil: Actually I am. I don’t know how to do taxes or how an engine works
Roman: BISEXUALS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS BUT THEIR SEXUALITY AINT ONE
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Virgil: [comes out of closet]
Virgil: [trips]
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[On a date]
Roman: So what do you do?
Patton, holding up the menu: You just choose something to eat from here.
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Roman: Can you do me a favor?
Virgil: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you
Roman: Cool. Can you do the dishes?
Virgil: No
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Patton: My name’s Patton, but you can call me-
Patton: *nods head so sunglasses fall into place*
Patton: Anytime.
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Me too
*Roman, taking off his shirt in front of Virgil showing him his many scars*
Virgil, delicately tracing them with his fingertips: what……happened to you
Roman: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-
Virgil: Why does anyone try to fight a goose?
Roman: Sometimes the goose gives you no option
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*Roman, taking off his shirt in front of Virgil showing him his many scars*
Virgil, delicately tracing them with his fingertips: what……happened to you
Roman: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-
Virgil: Why does anyone try to fight a goose?
Roman: Sometimes the goose gives you no option
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Virgil: You’re annoying
Roman: But you love me
Virgil: Doesn’t make you any less annoying
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Virgil: You staying up?
Roman: Apologies, but I must forfeit my eyes so that I might be plunged into darkness so I may awaken with the song birds.
Virgil: Goodnight
Roman: My well wishes to you as well my dear. May the faes not take you this night.
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Logan: [lecturing the Sides about something]
Virgil: Psst. Hey, Remus. I missed something. Can I see your notes?
Remus: Sure thing. Here ya go.
Virgil: Thanks.
Virgil: [looks at the notebook]
Virgil: This is the Hamburglar being torn apart by bears...
Remus: I'm thinking of doing a graphic novel so I can shop it around to Hollywood studios.
Virgil: The Hamburglar being torn apart by bears, Remus.
Remus: Yeah, I'm not really sure what you were expecting from my notes.
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Patton punchlines.
Virgil: I think I'm gonna duck out.
Patton: Quack.
Roman: DUCK OUT?! YOU CAN'T DUCK OUT!!
Patton: Quack Quack.
Logan: Patton, will you please stop horsing around?
Patton: -_-
Patton: Neigh.
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Roman: *texting Virgil* I just heard a bouncing noise in the kitchen and then that was followed by Patton saying “Oh no my potato”
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