1.) Swaddled Babies
2.) Flying Duck Orchid
3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid
4.) Ballerina Orchid
5.) Monkey Orchid
6.) Naked Man Orchid
7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid
8.) White Egret Orchid
Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.
Orchids kinda don’t wanna live in general.
There are more ways to kill an orchid than there are to get one to actually stay alive, let alone bloom. They die if they don’t like their soil, or their water, or the amount of sun, or the amount of shade, or the environment in general, sometimes they die if they just plain don’t like you. Orchids are the pickiest plant in the world, and they would rather be dead, then put up with shit they don’t like. For those of the human race that can actually keep an orchid alive, you have been chosen, and you should be proud.
Aries: Peaches and Cream by 112
Taurus: Air Force ones by Nelly
Gemini: She will be loved by Maroon 5
Cancer: Dilemma by Nelly ft Kelly Rowland
Leo: Goodies by Ciara ft Petey Pablo
Virgo: I don’t wanna know By Mario Winans
Libra: Try again by Aaliyah
Scorpio: Freak-A-Leak By Petey Pablo
Sagittarius: Say my name by Destiny’s Child
Capricorn: Number one spot by Ludacris
Aquarius: Yeah by Usher ft Lil Jon & Ludacris
Pisces: Let me love you by Mario