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The orange kitty presented...

#GOOFY #cats

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#audiobook when my wife is driving which is. basically always lmao

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#gender tag

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platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

#palestine

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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

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Yay, unsolicited advice time! Or, not really advice, more like miscellaneous tips and tricks, because if there's one thing eight years of martial arts has equipped me to write, it's fight scenes.

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Fun things to add to a fight scene (hand to hand edition)

It's not uncommon for two people to kick at the same time and smack their shins together, or for one person to block a kick with their shin. This is called a shin lock and it HURTS like a BITCH. You can be limping for the rest of the fight if you do it hard enough.

If your character is mean and short, they can block kicks with the tip of their elbow, which hurts the other guy a lot more and them a lot less

Headbutts are a quick way to give yourself a concussion

If a character has had many concussions, they will be easier to knock out. This is called glass jaw.

Bad places to get hit that aren't the groin: solar plexus, liver, back of the head, side of the thigh (a lot of leg kicks aim for this because if it connects, your opponent will be limping)

Give your character a fighting style. It helps establish their personality and physicality. Are they a grappler? Do they prefer kicks or fighting up close? How well trained are they?

Your scalp bleeds a lot and this can get in your eyes, blinding you

If you get hit in the nose, your eyes water

Adrenaline's a hell of a drug. Most of the time, you're not going to know how badly you've been hurt until after the fact

Even with good technique, it's really easy to break toes and fingers

Blocking hurts, dodging doesn't

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Just thought these might be useful! If you want a more comprehensive guide or a weapons edition, feel free to ask. If you want, write how your characters fight in the comments!

Have a bitchin day <3

#writing

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the appeal of studying human history is like. your brothers and sisters, who all died just before you got here, managed to pass down only a few things to you, and almost all of them are in your blood. the rest of your inheritance is scattered in ruins and tombs and libraries that have outlived their makers. they wanted you to know them but they are gone. will you look back into time and try to find whatever is left?

#keep

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#insp.

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as above (hairy pits), so below (full bush)

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Toshiro Mifune at the Venice Film Festival, 1961

#toshiro mifune

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“My story has so much gay rep in it!” Awesome. How are you treating your female characters btw

#yeah lmao

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#the answer is go on t btw #and possibly get phallo #I mean. if you want to. #think about it!

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Falling Through Dreams.

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critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner

#AGAIN

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the other day i was coming out of vi's doctor's office and there was a tiny white kitty in a harness laying in a stroller being pushed thru the ground floor and i said "oh HELLO angel" and the guy pushing her said "actually her name is baby angel"

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got a pussy like an ashtray

#yeah.