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morningstar-matriarch · 11 months
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ok but why ruin a cute au with incest? it would make no sense for knives to consider wanting vash in this context or vice versa
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Even if they hunt me, I’ll just run away! I’ll run, run, run, and keep running as far as I have to! And when things calm down, I’ll quietly settle by their side again.
Really, Vash? Is that what you want your WHOLE IMMORTAL LIFE to consist of?? Running?! Because you damn well know if there is just one misstep or mistake while you're "settling by their side again" they'll tear you up and rip you apart even more, figuratively and literally.
Don't you want to be content? :pushes him against Nai: Don't you want security? :ties their arms and legs together: Don't you want to not be ashamed of who and what you are? :makes them create that paradise together:
THIS IS WHY MY VASH SIDES WITH NAI, I CAN'T TAKE IT
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This is them
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Okay. but Plantcest. bcuz y not :3
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There can be only one briefcase user.
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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Ma-ia hi
Ma-ia ho
Ma-ia ha
Ma-ia ha ha
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i do not at all mean this in a perjorative manner, but i do think it’s important to be able to consume a piece of media and go, “i’m not the audience for this” and be able to just walk away 
there doesn’t have to be something wrong or “problematic” about something for a person to not like it. personal taste is personal taste. but something not doing it for you doesn’t mean it automatically has to be wrong or bad. it’s just not for you. 
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ppl talk shit about catholics on this website but i think we need to give some hate to baptists. these bitches really looked at catholicism with its aesthetics and its statues and prayer beads and fancy baby baptism rituals and said "hmm... too Pagan for me" and literally traded it all for metal folding chairs in a building that looks like the backrooms
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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
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9 days til Erha volume 1 comes out in English...anyone else terrified of the influx of people who have no idea what they're getting into picking it up expecting "hualian invented love" Ranwan edition and instead finding... *gestures at all of canon* ...or is it just me?
Like I'm definitely excited for new friends.
But...
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Oh sick this photography book I ordered came with free snacks
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A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain
Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme
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