5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/
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Van Helsing has yet to beat the divorce allegations first brought up in 1879
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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there
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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"
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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
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Just hopping on here to share the bag of human hair clippings I found in the parking lot at work a few mornings ago. Haunted by the possibilities honestly.
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u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
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This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.
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It's a beautiful day in the Senate and you are Brutus
[id in alt]
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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.
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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
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the x-files is a serious show
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Basically, our reaction to a walrus knocking:
Vs
A fairy knocking:
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