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I fear a feral hog death more than a mountain lion death because I feel like it would be slower and like the hog noises would piss me off the whole time and I wouldn't even be excited to sneak a couple of quick pets in while I was being mauled.

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Remembering the episode of Galavant where Kylie Minogue is The Queen of a medieval gay pub and sings this absolute bop.

#galavant

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jsyk im able to access the 4th dimension and 4th dimension tumblr has way more buttons than “like” and “reblog”. and all the entities have been hitting the “ignominious” and “schadenfreude” buttons on your posts and laughing btw

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alternative dice scene

#davy jones #will turner #potc

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I am having the worst gay fever I’ve had in months, maybe years. My eyes are watering, I can’t stop sniffling, even the meds aren’t helping. Surely, I will soon perish.

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alternative dice scene

#davy jones #will turner #potc

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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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Unfortunately, Gilgamesh was too cool. He oppressed the people of Uruk, taking their lunch money and getting real friendly with all their moms. And so the people cried out to the gods for deliverance. "Save us," they said. "Gilgamesh is much bigger and hotter than us and we cannot stop him."

The gods heard their pleas and sent Bigfoot to kick Gilgamesh's ass. However, the gods overlooked one very important fact, which is that they were both bisexual.

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

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#dresser

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HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

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Zuko was wrong, actually. (I think.maybe.) Because juice, like, comes from the moisture in thing thing and then you remove the non-liquid bits, whereas in (most?) tea, you infuse the leaves with water instead of relying on the inherent water. True hot leaf juice would be if you extracted liquid from a couple leaves and heated it up, which would be expensive and probably bitter but a fun way to do it

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