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you know the dog in the old catholic church? she used to baptise babies...

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parents of cardassian children having to find new ways to hide calcium powder in their food bc growing babies NEED calcium but not everyone likes watching mom sprinkle it all over their plate of fish.

#the word cardassian no longer mwans what it means in this post it is just like a puposeful misspelling of kardashian

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Cast iron phone

Cast iron phone case

Cast iron phone case OtterBox

Cast iron phone case Android

Phone sigils

Phone sigils fae

Faeries keep stealing phone

Gun license New Jersey

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In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

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hi what did everyone have for dinner (or lunch or breakfast if ur in a different time zone. whatever ur last meal was)

#berry muesli w milk and part of a nectarine (the rest was rotten)

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Do you think jesus ever got hard while those big buff roman soldiers were jostling him around and restraining him and putting a crown of thorns on his head. Sorry who said that

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they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

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Hello welcome to watchmojo dot com and today we are counting down:

Top ten people you will never see again that left an aching gnawing void where your soul should be that stands in your door at night and stares deeply into your eyes everytime you try to love someone

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oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄

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From the Wikipedia page on loons

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reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

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New type of weird girl just dropped 💕⛺️

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Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

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human pet guy is also very good on twitter

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oh my god