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I am realizing that I am basically as averse to strangers as wally is but my response is to hide rather than scream

#moth talks #protective king

[mothwithteeth]

I am realizing that I am basically as averse to strangers as wally is but my response is to hide rather than scream

#moth talks #protective king

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I'm unemployed now which means my brain has too much space for thoughts and the current ones are about that scene from twilight where Edward is talking about ppls thoughts and he's like "money, sex, money, sex.... cat..." that's me. I'm "...cat"

#moth talks #i havent had a horny thought in ages im so sorry #idk message me horny thoughts to see if we can stir something

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Moth did indeed get fired.

#its okay i am RELIEVED

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my sibling and i were talking about how when they first started dating their bf (of several years now) people were talking about “when he cheats” and my sibling goes “nah, nah, what they don’t understand is that i have 15 personalities, so he doesn’t have a chance to get bored” and we joked for a while about how there is no chance to be complacent when you’re nuts

so here are some characters that low key love dating crazy bc it keeps life interesting

(please keep in mind i know all this behavior is super unhealthy and should *not* be romanticized or adopted but uh. i’m mentally ill and want love)

Keep reading

#thank you to the user who liked this #i dont remember writing it but im low key obsessed as i am more mentally ill and man hating than ever

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#i dont know what to hope for my nerves are shot #likely outcome is they reschedule the fucking meeting

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My dad takes coloring pages I do and puts them up in his office which is very sweet but that also means sometimes people comment on what a good job his daughter does and he has to break it to them that I'm 28

#moth talks

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it hurts the lord when you listen to lustful, violent music. so crank that shit UP

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Things will get better. They fucking have to, right?

#moth talks

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a maid dress stanley pines to go along with my maid dress ford post since u simps like that one so much /affectionate

no, but really i enjoy making these gravity falls screenshot edits. it's fun putting old men in dresses. <3

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I am not even halfway through imaginary friend. Why is this 700 pages. What is about to happen to me

#moth talks

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Pmdd will eventually kill me holy shit

#moth talks #i want someone to rip out my uterus like a mortal kombat finisher #i cannot stop crying what the fuck

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I cannot relax even when I sleep my work stress haunts my dreams

#moth talks #i can read in dreams can yall read in dreams #i know youre not supposed to but there were definitely readable words on my screen

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I have a pathological need to obsess over animals other people don't like. Bats. Shoebill storks. Pest animals. Venomous animals. They need my love and I am here to give it

#moth talks

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Ruby's ultrasound results are good and I made it through the wedding. Everything is okay and I survived. I didn't meet an anteater but I made an enrichment toy for a river otter and it was fucking awesome. I don't know where the fuck I'm going from here

#moth talks

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On one hand I'm grateful the employee appreciation email wasn't a phishing test that would have been on brand and hilarious

#moth talks

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I really needed an episode of Gravity Falls where Stan gets stranded with the Stanleymobile, and he needs to take off his jacket, loosen his bowtie, and roll up his shirt sleeves, or hell, take that shirt off and work on his car in the hot sun. That's it. Perfect episode.