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My Exandrian campaign started tonight and one of my players is a Blood Domain Cleric of the Whispered One

What could possibly go wrong🙃

#critical role #the whispered one #our game starts in 836 #at least they’re in Wildemount and not Tal’Dorei

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I’m finally getting to DM an Exandrian campaign with fellow critters as my players and I’m so fucking excited.

It’s gonna be a few weeks before we start bc I have to prep and stuff but I cannot wait to emotionally devastate my players

#critical role #exandria #dungeon master

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Nah, I just hit the line like a golf ball and evenly distribute it across the room

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

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Y’all if it’s a Spinosaurus imma lose my shit

#spinos are my second favorite dino #they’re a close tie to t. rex #critical role #cr spoilers #shattered teeth

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Hear me out, Sabine stays closed off to the force until she has a super gay encounter with Shin that opens her up to it a little. And it’s her minuscule connection to the force that helps her turn Shin away from Baylan

#I just love them so much #ahsoka series #shin hati #sabine wren #wolfwren #sabine x shin

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Fellas, is it gay to point out you have a stained glass version of your friend’s favorite flower in your house

#candela obscura #Nathaniel Trapp #Marion Collodi #candela spoilers #the circle of the needle and the thread #candela chapter2 episode 1

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The fact that I debuted my Jedi inspired D&D character the day before the premiere for Ahsoka is not at all good for my SW hyperfixation

#I love my high fantasy Jedi #she dual wields swords bc I’ve always been in love with Jar’Kai #I still have to talk my dm into being able to open doors with telekinesis like Jedi do with the force #d&d #Ahsoka #dungeons and dragons #ahsoka show #ahsoka series

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I love paranoid!Chet with my whole being

#Travis is 3/3 with cursed swords like Marisha is 3/3 with romances #chetney pock o'pea #keyleth #voice of the tempest #c3e69 #cr spoilers #cr memes #my memes

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The wlw conga line that was Imogen and Laudna while in Pâté Vision™️ absolutely FED me

#critical role #cr spoilers #laudna #imogen temult #imodna #pâté de rolo

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My pin designed and made by Samurai Rusk arrived today and I’m so absolutely in love

#critical role #loot his corpse take his vest #samurai rusk #matt mercer

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I loved my friend.

He went away from me.

There's nothing more to say.

The poem ends,

Soft as it began-

I loved my friend.

#i’m not crying you’re crying #critical role #caleb widogast #shadowgast #essek thelyss

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We owe them everything

#imodna #bells hells #cr spoilers

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Do you think Laura Bailey knows she’s had my brain in a vice grip for four days?

#Imodna brainrot is real #critical role #laura bailey #imodna #imogen temult #laudna

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My insurance denied the approval for my chemo…

What the actual fuck

#sick person problems #chemo tw #my oncologist is appealing it #but I’m going to run out of doses before then #cancer tw

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If I had a nickel for every time Laura’s character romanced a person from Whitestone with a bad relationship with the Briarwoods and a dark gothic aesthetic I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

#critical role #cr spoilers #imodna #percahlia #imogen temult #laudna #percy de rolo #vexahlia #laura bailey #delilah briarwood #the briarwoods

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The funniest thing to come out of tonight’s episode was my mom being absolutely flabbergasted by “Can I kiss you?”

She was fully like “they’re just gals being pals”

#I love my mom but she can’t read sapphic subtext if her life depended on it #she had the same reaction with Avatrice #critical role #cr spoilers #imodna #laudnogen #can i kiss you #imogen temult #laudna