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i know i will never win the battle of ppl getting lingerie terms right......that isnt a corset that is a bustier!

it drives me mad bc i was paid to be lingerie/bra fit expert so like i want ppl to understand but most dont care!!!!

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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Bittern at the grocery store

#this would be so handy #go go gadget neck

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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From autumn 🍂 to winter ❄️

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YAK FROLICKING!!!

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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Ahoy !⭐

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directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

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did you date in high school?

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#hot showers and baths #also i kinda do enjoy the sting of the peeling off skin from my fingers and lips #and if ive bitten my lip and im eating salty things #the sting is cool #in a way #glad its not just me

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I bet they’re so excited for this game

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so i have a cat now

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i drew today

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floating duck 🍑⁣

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“Does your Dog bite?” - “No but he learned how to use projectile weapons" 

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