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DND Quotes That Inspire Me to Keep Going

"MY UTERUS IS GONE?!?!" "It's okay, have some ranch."

"I'm gonna loot his magic anal beads-" "MAGIC SPELL BALLS."

"Yeah and his name was CAPTAIN KINKBEARD."

"I'm gonna turn short to talk to the dwarves. It makes them feel homey."

*looks straight into player's eyes* "I am gonna fuck you."

"My name is the Dread Pirate... Matthews."

"10 YEARS?!?! My grandma's probably dead now..."

"we brOIL IT"

#dnd memes #dnd quote

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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Me: trying to silently opening a candy bar

My parrot: watching me intently as he raises his foot to his beak to pantomime the act of eating a candy bar while making distressingly realistic chewing noises and not breaking eye contact

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detective pikachu: *is baby*

movie sonic: *is carrying the bubonic plague*

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im crying this is the funniest ad I’ve ever seen

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Everyone, meet my jar of jars. His name is Jar Jar.

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jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)

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Sometimes I think about my future wife and our cottage in the country side. Above our sink is our herb garden, and our hand painted backsplash tiles. We make bread on the weekends and eat vegetables we grew from our back yard. Our closest neighbor is 3 miles away, an old man who owns a sheep farm. He thaught us how to make wool socks. We spend our days enjoying nature and each others company. My wife knows an obscene amount about birds and gets excited when she sees even the most common birds. We love each other and are happy.

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I always liked Roger from 101 Dalmatians because I admire a person who, when faced with someone they dislike that’s invading their space, just aggressively plays jazz instruments at them until they leave.

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my favorite compliment to get from a friend or lover.

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sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this

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hey guys i wonder what day of the week and approximate time it is