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Fangs of Fortune 大梦归离 – First trailer Dir. Edward Guo, Luo Luo, Wei Nan

#ooooh this is so pretty 👀👀

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#bed #I have so many issues sleeping that if my bed could alleviate some of them I'd be SO happy

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#hilariousness #awesomeness

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At least it wasn't the jugular.

#said by a cat owner whose cats are ALWAYS TRYING TO BITE EACH OTHER'S NECKS #STOP IT YOU LOVE EACH OTHER #YOU'RE RELATED #STOP TRYING TO CAIN AND ABEL YOUR SIBLING #cats #silliness

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Which is Your Black Cat?

#both #padfoot is part creatur and part void #his mother was fully creatur #but the bengals on the other hand #they DO have the ability to be aloof and elegant #but 9 times out of 10 they act like creatur instead #cats #silliness

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#KAGSLJFGSBDSKJFG #hilariousness #birds #artham randomly at any time does this at castle rysen #just sits in a window and screams at anyone who speaks to him #artham wingfeather

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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

#yes this

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#silliness #memes #it's gonna be may

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A SeSa gift for @pinesbrosfalls, who wanted “Ford in the multiverse, in whatever cool/random universe you come up with”!

I had this idea on my list for a while.  The space cat is based on a 1970s illustration by Frank Frazetta (see below the cut), posted on @70sscifiart​ a while back.  When I saw it, I thought it would make a fun encounter for Portal Ford, and saved it.  This seemed like a good time to follow through. :)   Hope you enjoy!

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#gravity falls #ford pines #cats #awwwwww big kitty <3

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forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

#interesting #silliness #manga

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#interesting #weather

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

#well now I feel old #LEGIT thought it was going to be an old-timey word but nah they just threw GLOMP at me like it was some big revelation #guys I'm 27 I'm not old enough to feel like this

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fun fact about aging: you don’t perceive yourself as being older but you perceive young people as being younger. today I was in a zoom meeting with a bunch of young men and I kept thinking ‘who put beards on these children’.

#my coworker today calling me and the teacher of the class babies because we're in our mid 20's #and her grandkids aren't much younger than us xD #adulting #silliness

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Texts From Superheroes

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#AEGDFBHDSAKJDSFLH #SPIDEY NO #silliness

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#GOOD

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In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

#there's some good in this world #and it's worth fighting for #someday my land will be full of beautiful big trees #my childhood might be dying but theirs *will not*

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

#hilariousness #this is fantastic #op I support your idea #also my kittens want to join in the chaos #they have wanted to swing from the ceiling fan since they knew it existed agl;jdaslkdfhsgjd;dk