autumnapology:

randomclustermissile:

dangerbooze:

Chess without limits

this is the most attention I’ve ever paid to chess in my entire life

oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

colorschanging:

todaysbird:

BIRDS: EXPOSED

SERATONIN: RISING

nitrogens:

vaporub:

nitrogens:

upsasuke

what the FUCK is upsasuke

tch…. nothing that concerns you

genosvechnikov:

hmm let me think of a super normal, heterosexual thing to comment on this youtube compilation video of hockey players apologizing after accidentally injuring another player

nailed it

stanallah:

funnysnake2019:

stanallah:

women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

easy on the misandry, shawty.

what on god’s green earth did you just say to me

unwisealistair:

toastoat:

toastoat:

eggsforeyes:

toastoat:

i posted this on fb and got into a little discussion with somebody 💅💅💅☠️

share the discussion op

“There won’t be a puddle you can sail in between here and Nova Scotia except the River Styx.”

That is way too metal of a line to of come from a joke argument on Facebook about the difference between privateers and pirates.

jordannwitt:

benito-cereno:

jordannwitt:

splendude:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

thank you osmosis jones

My immune system tried to kill me though.

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

thatsnotyourpurse:

chrisevansfanblog-blog:

so they put up these new signs at the ima and they make the whole thing feel very alice in wonderland kind of

but the ones with words on them are really great

Literally, my internal monologue when I’m outside.

katy-l-wood:

kevinator201:

squided:

katy-l-wood:

Sure. That’s. One way to divide your rooms, I guess? Nice round stairs with no rail on the drop offs. Uncentered. Window that cuts into the ceiling. Sure!

Me building my house in Minecraft and realizing I didn’t make the sides divisible by two so everything is off center

The two windows opening different directions

Oh god, they do. This just keeps getting worse.

utopians:

utopians:

utopians:

I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

Well as much as it pains me to say it they died

chenalii:

jujutsu kaisen sketch dump! 

I put baby’s pjs on my puppy and wanted to show you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sourfrogzz:

official-lucifers-child:

raphhaels:

the 4 gay representation horsemen of the apocalypse:

• a cop
• a villain who’s shown to be more ~unhinged by their attraction to the same gender. bonus points if they’re homoerotically obsessed with the protagonist/someone in general who doesn’t return their feelings 😔
• Dead
• blink and you’ll miss it in the background for 3 seconds and there’s 500 articles written by buzzfeed about why this is a huge step forward for The Gays

war, pestilence, death, famine