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Nameological bullshit in video gaming, ranked:
Pretending you think a video game title which could plausibly be a person's name is the name of the player character
Pretending you think a video game title which couldn't plausibly be a person's name is the name of the player character
Referring to a player character with a canonical first name as "[first name] [title of game]"
As 3, above, but the game's title is very long, and you insist on saying it in full every time you say the player character's name
Making up an unlikely first name for a player character who's called by their title or role and treating the title/role as a last name
Combining 3/4 and 5, above, and referring to the player character as "[incongruous made-up first name] [title of game]"
Insisting that the player character of any game with a title of the form "Mark of [whatever]" is named Mark
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mr-squiggley-poufs · 17 hours
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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
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On This Day In History
March 28th, 1584: Ivan the Terrible, first Tsar of all of Russia, dies of a stroke.
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mr-squiggley-poufs · 18 hours
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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this
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also i love that the phrase "piss on the poor" is functionally an effective shorthand on here for "someone has a lack of reading comprehension". wonder how long it will be before the knowledge that it is an intentional misapprehension of the phrase "piss poor" disappears and we get a Reader who says. the phrase piss on the poor is so cruel we should say something else
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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.
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need cub to get a desk job so bad but it’s really funny to me that he basically co-created the permits but then fucked off to make his 4x10^76 different firework producing factory
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Ok can we talk about how toph held up a huge ass building? I feel like this is never addressed.
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The Gaang is in the sand, which is already hard for Toph to see/feel, and then she holds up this giant library?? While trying to protect Appa.
Also, can we talk about how its not one mass of rock-it's made of bricks, and being held together by gravity. She really said "Every one of you blocks, pillars, tiles, boards, and the rest of you are going to stay in your exact spots and not sink to the spirit world BECAUSE I SAID SO!" while she was fighting super mystical spirit magic. While fighting and actual spirits power. For who knows how long, because Sokka and Aang had time to check every date till Sozins comet would hit at least a few months away.
Can we also talk about how Toph was so upset and ashamed about loosing Appa due to sand bending skill that she practiced hard to perfect it.
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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good
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PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️
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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
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the hermits are already predisposed towards crime and they always have been. however, they struggle due to the lack of law structures in which to commit their crimes; if nothing is illegal, what is a crime? season 10 has given them new laws, and with that, new crimes. this is enrichment for them. they are printing counterfeit diamonds and committing mail fraud and threatening to sue over breach of contract. these are signs of a healthy and thriving hermit population
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cmon child safety lid you know it's me
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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