mrfitzsimmons

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TED LASSO

4-5-1 (3x03)

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The way I see it you have two options. Option one, I lock you in here for the rest of the semester and you go slowly insane trying to claw your way out, ruining your nails and your smooth, supple skin and we both know how vain you are. Option two, you pledge your undying loyalty to me. 

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where is MY tiny corinthian skull. huh? why don’t i get to put him in my pocket. sneak him some snacks. ‘here, my pet, some eyeballs for the road.’ maybe put him on a hamster wheel. who knows! who knows.

when will it be my turn to be happy.

[mrfitzsimmons]

personally i love making my life harder than it needs to be

[mrfitzsimmons]

“holy shit”

my favourite scene from the umbrella academy season 2

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thanos and gamora

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“When did you learn to do that?” “I’m pretty sure the answer is ‘I am Groot’”.

Guardians of the Galaxy - 2014

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“It’s showtime, a-holes!”

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I know what you’re thinking: how did this happen? Well, it’s a long story…

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‪jeff atkins deserved better ‬‪jeff atkins deserved better ‬‪jeff atkins deserved better ‬‪jeff atkins deserved better ‬‪jeff atkins deserved better ‬‪jeff atkins deserved better ‬

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clay is that kind of person who asks questions during the whole movie instead of watching it

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Thank you.

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“Aaron has Eric”

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Rick leaves for a day

Daryl: *Escapes from Negan* Olivia: *Slaps Negan* Carl: *Tries to kill Negan* Michonne: *Hunts down Negan* Sasha: *Orders Jesus to find Negan* Rosita: *Tries to shoot Negan* Eugene: *Made bullet for Rosita to shoot Negan* Father Gabriel: *Wouldn’t mind the death of Negan* Spencer: dumbass tried to team up with Negan

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Boyfriends are PISSED together