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Flork of Horse

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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

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midsommar is a movie about being in europe on a normal day 

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Fuck it *shitposts on LinkedIn*

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Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.

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You sit on a throne of lies

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When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles

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Can’t a girl say something stupid once in a while?

Once in a while? I don’t believe in diets. Indulge.

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This says "Megalodon Alive?" in German but I'm so sleep deprived I read it as Megalodon LGBT?

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