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They're young... They're in love... They eat LARD
British Lard Marketing Board
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You’re a random nobody
Me to a newborn baby
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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‘Faustus could have just gone and got a boyfriend, he didn’t need to summon the devil’
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I'm going to lose
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"Bush lied about Iraq, Biden lies about Palestine"
Sticker spotted in New York
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“but the e/R stage kiss is fanservice, it’s not in the brick, it deviates from the plot—” okay so is ‘bring him home’. next. “bring him peace bring him joy” “he’s like the son i might have known” brick jvj thought himself incapable of hatred until he was faced with marius pontmercy. years of intentionally living a life of love and peace evaporated at the sight of marius’s face. let the faggots kiss
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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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So we're supposed to look straight at it?
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The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts
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