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Question to the One Piece fleet (or whatever the fandom calls themselves): is One Piece: Pirate Warriors 3 a good way to get into the franchise? I hear there's a story mode that covers the entire franchise up to a certain point.

#one piece #like obv. it's going to have its quirks and foibles compared to the deliberate and measured pacing of the show and manga and stuff #I'm gonna be mowing down wave upon wave of disposable goons in a way that probably isn't congruous to the series #but like. as someone who hasn't experienced the franchise before #is the story mode at least good at conveying the story and the appropriate story beats in a way #that would communicate what one piece fans love about one piece? #keep in mind that before hyrule warriors I had barely scraped the surface of zelda #i didn't have a lot of the platforms for zelda games and even when I did they were extremely expensive #but after playing botw and hyrule warriors I considered myself a zelda fan through and through. because I love that fuckin franchise now #about to play as many of the zelda games as possible via the switch online emulators. including ocarina of time for the first time #and I would not be this gung-ho if not for hyrule warriors. like I tried emulating oot as a kid and I Didn't Get It #and had massive hype aversion for yeeeeeears #but hyrule warriors was the moment that got me and had me like. oh fuck. i think I'm a zelda fan now #so like the crux of my question is this. it probably won't be the Definitive One Piece Experience. i know that #but will it be enough of like an approximation of - and unabashed love letter to - the franchise #that might make me stop in my tracks at one point and go 'oh fuck. i think I'm a one piece fan now' #like is that a vibe you could see coming from a newbie who's playing pirate warriors 3 as their first major exposure to the franchise?

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Genghis Khan has got it going on

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Happy Earth Day!🌎

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:

While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.

Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.

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So I'm kind of on the ropes with silly-guys-daily, but I have occasionally been able to get the phone out and jot down some guys for the blog. and I just lucked my way into a concept that's so funny and stupid that it genuinely makes me so happy - this is like a spoiler for a couple of days in the future, but I need to get this out:

blonglerfish

it's a cross between an anglerfish and a blobfish

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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ok that's enough posting. I need help finding my mutuals if you want to reblog or something. or not. again i was @futomimi

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I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

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be honest do you think all my irl friends will break up with me if i start using my discord status like i do the tumblr post button

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That year, a Hoover Institution economist who advised both Nixon and Reagan named Roger Freeman said the quiet part out loud when he told the San Francisco Chronicle, “We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat. That’s dynamite! We have to be selective on who we allow to go through higher education.”

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whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast

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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

#this explains a lot of things

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GET IT WHITE BOY

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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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Source: With You and the Rain Ame to Kimi to 雨と君と

by Ko Nikaido

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#i feel like reblogging this after the tags I left on the last post is pretty funny #and like yeah! this is extremely fucking valid too!! #when you say 'shut the fuck up' to something tedious and emotionally manipulative or just Bad - that's one thing #but balance it out by caring about things and helping the people you care about and being interested in things #and supporting people y'know. some people? you gotta say 'shut the fuck up'. other people very much Shouldn't shut the fuck up #and should feel happy and supported. and like you can curate your surroundings by saying shut the fuck up #but you can also curate your surroundings by Not saying shut the fuck up. by actively challenging and dismantling the notion #of shutting the fuck up. because you care about someone or something and you want it to be expressed yknow