I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.
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longinus 14 second atsushi sakurai crotch shot vs the legend of the stardust brothers shot focused uncomfortably on issay’s feet. who would win.
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The Legend of the Stardust Brothers, 1985, Macoto Tezuka
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Sakurai Atsushi, 1988 [Pati Pati Tomato Live]
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the crazy thing abt being a former fandom big name is that every so often people will remake your posts and then you have to scroll past them like wow that was so funny and insightful it’s crazy how nobody thought of that before ;)
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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone
🔁 pls reblog for sample size
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keep jumpscaring my karaoke buddies with performance accurate screams
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uh anyway @ bcabolitioncollective is a reliable place to donate if you want to support students arrested, however they are calling for funds to be redirected to gaza mutual aid due to overwhelming support ! the students are back at the center of campus after like 100 were suspended and many were arrested.
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Astrology's weird bc if you've only ever had fun with it and come across someone w seething hatred for it you're understandably like, what the fuck is this person's problem? But also if you've seen someone take it Too Far, any mention of it understandably becomes a red flag
Like imagine if you really liked Pokemon and you're like, "I really don't see why people would hate this unless they're just assholes for no reason?" Like it's a totally normal opinion opinion to have. But also imagine if you took a quiz and learned you were a Bug type and people stopped talking to you because they were like "It's in your nature to be emotionally manipulative." It would also be totally normal to be like "Oh okay fuck Pokemon fans then."
Now you may be like, "But the latter situation doesn't happen!" and that tells me you are fortunate because you have not dealt with the worst that the west coast of America has to offer
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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ive got the kind of swag that only attracts women who think they can fix me and also 30y/o japanese men.
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