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Still need to doublecheck it on a better monitor. If it looks too dark to you guys let me know.
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A big thank you to all the folks in the delivery service who help keep our world moving everyday.
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Fandoms
Old Tumblr Users: …what if they’re just, gone?
New Age Tumblr Users: …Who?? What if who’s gone?
SuperWhoLock: SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE THAT MAKES NO SOUND
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Guys
Let’s do one last thing before Tumblr dies.
Let’s bring back Superwholock.
Let’s bring back saying Supernatural 3 times and summoning a gif.
Let’s bring back wierd and dark posts that only tumblr people understand.
ONE LAST TIME
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I think a highly underrated Netflix Witcher moment is during S1E03 'Betrayer Moon', when Geralt meets with the miners about the (then unidentified) monster:
Miner: And if you can't kill it?
Geralt: Then I die.
The flicker of confusion on Geralt's face is so wonderful. In that moment he's so witcher to me. The miners, as humans, believe they have choices in life (and they are discussing choices when Geralt interrupts). If the monster got the upper hand, they'd try to run, or retreat. But those aren't options for a witcher.
I also really like the delivery. Geralt's like, wtf does this dude not understand mortality? What a dumbass. THEN I DIE, DUH.
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God Joeys voice is beautiful
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them: you don’t watch game of thrones?? really? how come?
me: 
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I think one of my favourite concepts in the witcher is the idea that all the witchers fucking peace out from society to hole up all winter with their dysfunctional witcher families in the middle of nowhere. Are there monsters in winter? Absolutely. Would there perhaps be more monsters in winter due to folk dying of hypothermia a lot? Almost certainly. Are these witchers not really pretty much resilient to the cold and so totally capable of riding around the landscape through giant drifts of snow? Probably.
Does any of this make a difference? Not at all. They’ve had enough of all of you this year. Oh? You would do anything for us witchers to come back down the mountain and kill this swarm of necrophages in your village for you? Anything?
Then Perish.
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Can we delete 2020 and Download it again cause this version has a virus.
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this may be an Unpopular Opinion (even on tumblr) but like the 8-hour workday is just Too Gotdamn Long
like even sitting in an office for eight hours a day isn’t particularly pleasant (or healthy, as we are beginning to see) but when we’re talking about doing *actual work* for that same amount time it gets pretty fucking brutal
doing literally *anything* (even leisure activities) for eight hours straight tends to be less than enjoyable but when we’re talking about things like construction, landscaping, factory work, and hell, even foodservice and retail, eight hours is a fucking ETERNITY
i might just be a lazy weak-willed bitch but honestly i think i’m not entirely wrong
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yall: i support people with ADHD!! yall when an ADHD character shows any symptoms beyond uwu hyperactive: lol this character is so annoying. they should die
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Kids need love.
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Why artists and writers reblog their work multiple times:
They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime
They want others to reblog it
They want more attention for it
THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
They have followers in different timezones and want everyone to get a chance to see it
THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
IF THEY REBLOG IT MULTIPLE TIMES, THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT ATTENTION FOR IT AND THEY’RE LIKELY NOT GETTING ENOUGH, SO THEY KEEP REBLOGGING IT IN THE HOPES THEY’LL GET SOME
BE A COOL BRO AND REBLOG
THEY’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Tips for boys on their period
Don’t put a pad on boxers! It doesn’t work and makes a mess
To feel more masculine wear boxers over your //pad holding underwear//
Don’t beat yourself up, you are totally rad and cool, you’re body is doing something, but that’s okay, it’s not your fault and it doesn’t make you less valid!
If your cheast starts to hurt, don’t bind, some guys get tender breast tissue when it’s that time of the month, listen to your body, don’t push yourself!
Treat yourself to some chocolate!
Tea!!! It’s so good!!!! And green tea can help with cramps!
Advil! I use it when my cramps get bad, sometimes I get headaches and it helps with that too! Don’t take more than six though!
Go under warm blankets with nothing but your underwear on, preferably soft blankets, it makes me feel like I’m in a soft cacoon
Oversized sweatshirts! Always good! Especially for dysphoria!
Wear comfy cloths, always good to feel good
Eat warm soup, feels nice in the tum tum
Don’t eat super greasy foods, it can make your skin break you even more! And there are already so many hormones making your skin do crazy thing you don’t want it to get worse! Also it can make cramps worse
Most of all listen to your body, don’t push yourself, and try to forgive it, it’s confused and doesn’t know that it shouldn’t be doing what it’s doing
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