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happy belated valentines i guess

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happy belated valentines i guess

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- scrunchie on Jon’s wrist

- Martin petting soothing patterns through Jon’s hair

My favorite “Jon lets his hair grow out” headcanons:

- slicking it back with gel when it starts getting a little too long

- barrettes for the unruly side bits

- multiple grippy clips to keep the longer (but still too short for a ponytail) sections out of his face

- blowing strands of hair out of his face as he’s leaning over his desk

- absentmindedly twirling his hair around his fingers

- impromptu bun held in place with a pencil

Bonus jonmartin:

- Martin leaving hair accessories on Jon’s desk because he just doesn’t think to pick up any for himself

- Martin braiding his hair

#tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin

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my brother asked why I'm freaking out rn and I can't for the life of me find a normal way to say, "the safety bell above the grave of my favorite show (which has been dead in the ground for a year and a half) has just started ringing violently"

#what a perfect way to put it #the magnus archives #tma

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For those who want to know what the hell is happening

Rusty Quill posted the following image on twitter: 

[I.D: A green cassette tape, written on it is the code “U3RhdGVtZW50IFJIbWFpbnMK”. End I.D.]

In Bas64, this reads “Statement Remains”. And so, the tma fandom went insane. Then, a patreon post appeared with the text “rzo5PoNfALU”, leading to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzo5PoNfALU. Analyzing the spectrogram you get the following message: 

[I.D: A spectrogram showing the code “evsmnuafdnbpvwgsdeir”. End I.D]  

This code has been making everyone gone insane, but today there has been another message from the patreon:

[I.D. A grainy green text over black that reads “Go Back to the Start; YYYYMONTH”. End I.D]

So! By using Coded Caesar with the key 2016, MARCH (first episode) on the evsmnuafdnbpvwgsdeir message, we get…

themagnusarchivestwo

(I.D by @klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend​ . thank you!)

#aaaaaaa #if they are bringing it back I hope they can do it justice #the magnus archives #tma #themagnusarchivestwo #statement remains

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Transcript: Jonathan’s voice, whispering statement remains quickly three times.

@peternureyevplsdontbetraythecrew

#aaaaaaa #the magnus archives #statement remains #rusty quill #tma #jonathan sims #statement fucking remains

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You see, Martin says 'I grieved for you' to Jon, but this doesn't do justice for just what he would have gone through.

As most people know, having a loved one in hospital is horrible, but Jon's case is an entirely different thing. Assuming Jon was initially taken to a hospital in Great Yarmouth, it would've taken Martin a while to get there, even if he left right away. He might have missed Jon's emergency treatment, but he certainly didn't miss the worst of it.

Many people assume that CPR is a quick, simple, lifesaving procedure, it is not. Jon was found not breathing, and without a pulse, so he would have had at least 20 minutes straight of CPR, and that messes up a body. On a person as weak as Jon it would badly break ribs, and cause a lot of bruising. Even if Martin didn't have to watch Jon's chest be crushed to no avail, that type of damage is often visible.

I don't know if you've ever seen a dead body, but it's different to an unconscious one in every way. Jon of course, was not dead, but he would absolutely look it. As I'm sure you know, blood being pumped is what keeps the body warm, and breathing accounts for a large part of what we perceive as living, so the absence of both of these, especially in a loved one, is jarring, and likely to send anyone into shock

In lots of TV shows you see doctors calling deaths, but in reality it's actually quite a difficult thing to diagnose. It's not a quick check of the pulse and you're done, there's a lot of tests; there are many conditions that can look like death. In Jon's case his mind and nerves were still active, meaning it would have been picked up on fairly quickly, but Jon would have been assumed dead until these tests were completed.

The thing with a case like this, is there's nothing the doctors can feasibly do; as Elias says, it's an unknown quantity. The most likely course of action would be to make him as comfortable as possible, and redo the death checks every so often. There would be no hope for his recovery, but legally the hospital would have to do this, and would be able to offer very little comfort.

Although of course you want your loved one to survive, many family members of coma patients confess to hoping that they'd just die. The limbo of waiting is impossible to process, and having them there but having no way to communicate with them can be excruciating. There's no way to properly grieve for someone if you always have it in the back of your mind that they could wake up.

Giving up on someone like that is terribly and awfully painful. You can tell them you're sorry all you want, but you'll always be thinking about how they'd have wanted you to stay. Having to create both sides of an interaction like that when truly you're in control of neither is simply impossible to recover from.

Every action Martin took after Jon's death was justified, logical, even. To succumb to the lonely after leaving the man you love, sentencing him to die alone?

It feels right.

#the magnus archives #tma #mag 120 #the archivist #martin blackwood #martin needs hugs

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Another soft Jon and Admiral sketch 😺

#the magnus archives #tma fanart #the admiral

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Hmmmm I think I will make a blatant Martin Apologist post

#martin blackwood #Martin is a bitch and I love him so much. jk jk. unless…

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#this is so good #the magnus archives #tma #the magnus archives fanart #tma fanart

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#wtnv #tma

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S4 Jon, staring at the computer screen:I just woke up from a coma, can’t I catch one single break

Computer screen:

#tma #tma spoilers

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Probably won’t manage something for everyday, but here is Day 1 of @jonmartinweek : First Dates (in the land of good cows!) I went with canon, so their first “date” was probably something chill in the Scottish highlands.

#it’s what they deserve #jonmartin #tma #tma fanart

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"The Magnus Archives is a cosmic horror/tragedy," "The Magnus Archives is an office comedy" No. The Magnus Archives is, in actuality, a very elaborate anti-smoking PSA.

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Beholding, you say? 👀

#tma shitpost #tma #the magnus archives #beholding

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happy belated valentines i guess

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Panopticon has been endlessly meta'd by everyone on here already and it well deserves it, but I just wanted to bring attention to this bit I found while going over the transcripts. Elias struggling(?!? Feigning a struggle?) with words to find an analogy that will piss Peter off the most is so goddamn hilarious

#Elias loves tormenting his husband #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #tma #elias bouchard #peter lukas #simon fairchild