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mrwmorris · 2 days
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mrwmorris · 7 days
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I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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you must reject societal norms and be a vessel for the grotesque and the horrible
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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Can someone please cuddle me until my brain is silent
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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cowquette…
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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“Wow after just a few years of birding I feel like I can now identify some birds based on just their general shape and movement; I wonder if birders have a specific term for that. I should look it up”
Me after looking it up:
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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all i do on this app is be horny and make a fool of myself
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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sometimes the solution is just to jerk off and go to sleep. before you do something stupid, have you tried just jerking off and going to sleep?
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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Reblog to give a mutual the sloppiest head or fresh garlic bread.
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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mrwmorris · 9 days
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“So apparently in my absence my husband has hung cat-level wall art. So sophisticated!“
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mrwmorris · 10 days
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Kinda really want to see some penis tonight
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