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all novels are "visual". you gotta look at the words innit

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[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

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I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

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my creep ass could definitely work at the radiohead factory

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Who up quaffing the potion

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i’m like if a saint was also a faggot

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the first rule of fight club is to have tboy swag and the second rule is to be a bad person

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u hold that beer can like circumcised dudes hold their cock. no gentleness. no care

come on

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me when one of my posts goes viral

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dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

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sorry no i can't make it i'm sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day

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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

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In the club humbled by the totality of my ignorance

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imagine you get jumped by simon and garfunkel and you hear them say take his ass to scarborough fair

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why are you even talking to him… you know he’s doomed by the narrative right