Normal “People”: “Oop, guess I’m hungry! Time to go to lunch!” “Gotta head to the bathroom really quick!”
My mentally unstable self: “I cannot pee or eat until I get this, this, and this done. I have no reason why, but I cannot.”
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I literally started bouncing my leg as I read this I feel attacked
can’t focus on a thing
gotta bounce The Leg
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My favorite video is BACK
This will never NOT be funny
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a bandaid to mend you and your blogs boo boos
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i wish i didnt look like a foot
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i’m not even 20 yet and this is true
ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap
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this could be us but u playin 😤
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White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like
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A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds
Which one is a lie
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Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no
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me on a saturday night
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shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
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Having anxiety is actually just what it would really be like to be “living life on edge.”
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