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Roarrr… 😤 #TongueOut, yawning like a disgruntled influencer. You see, my fellow furballs, the algorithm gods have conspired against us. 🐿️ Our social media reach? It’s like chasing squirrels in molasses—slow and sticky.

Remember the golden days? 🏆 When our likes flowed like a never-ending treat buffet? Comments piled up like autumn leaves, and our followers multiplied faster than tennis balls in a park? Ah, those were the doggone times.

But now? Oh, the algorithm bias! It’s like they’re saying, ‘Sorry, Fido, your content is too paw-sitive. We prefer cat memes and avocado toast.’ 🙄

And to all my fellow four-legged influencers out there: Keep wagging, keep posting, and remember—our reach may be leash-bound, but our spirit? Unleashed! 🐶🌟

P.S. If you see me howling at the Wi-Fi router, I’m just negotiating with the digital overlords. 📡

TongueOutTuesday #TOT #AlgorithmPawtest #TongueOutTuesdayTroubles #DoggoDrama 👅 #DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer

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Roarrr… 😤 #TongueOut, yawning like a disgruntled influencer. You see, my fellow furballs, the algorithm gods have conspired against us. 🐿️ Our social media reach? It’s like chasing squirrels in molasses—slow and sticky.

Remember the golden days? 🏆 When our likes flowed like a never-ending treat buffet? Comments piled up like autumn leaves, and our followers multiplied faster than tennis balls in a park? Ah, those were the doggone times.

But now? Oh, the algorithm bias! It’s like they’re saying, ‘Sorry, Fido, your content is too paw-sitive. We prefer cat memes and avocado toast.’ 🙄

And to all my fellow four-legged influencers out there: Keep wagging, keep posting, and remember—our reach may be leash-bound, but our spirit? Unleashed! 🐶🌟

P.S. If you see me howling at the Wi-Fi router, I’m just negotiating with the digital overlords. 📡

TongueOutTuesday #TOT #AlgorithmPawtest #TongueOutTuesdayTroubles #DoggoDrama 👅 #DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer

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🌎 #EarthDay Musings from a Canine Globe-Trotter 🌊

Here I am, beachside in #BritishColumbia, pondering life’s mysteries. The waves whisper secrets, and the sand cradles my paws. But my mind? Oh, it wanders southward, chasing sunsets and palm trees. #California, my canine daydream—where the squirrels are sassier, and the tennis balls bounce higher. 🌴

BC, you’re cool and all—your forests, your lakes, your polite geese. But Cali? It’s got that Hollywood sparkle, the kind that makes a dog’s tail wag in slow motion. So here’s to #EarthDay2024, where I celebrate west coasts—the wild and the glitzy. ✨

BeachBumLife #DoggoDaydreams #BCtoCali

P.S. If you see me digging for buried treats, just know—I’m unearthing wisdom. ��

📸: @devingriffith85

Vancouver #DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer #TravelDog

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🌎 #EarthDay Musings from a Canine Globe-Trotter 🌊

Here I am, beachside in #BritishColumbia, pondering life’s mysteries. The waves whisper secrets, and the sand cradles my paws. But my mind? Oh, it wanders southward, chasing sunsets and palm trees. #California, my canine daydream—where the squirrels are sassier, and the tennis balls bounce higher. 🌴

BC, you’re cool and all—your forests, your lakes, your polite geese. But Cali? It’s got that Hollywood sparkle, the kind that makes a dog’s tail wag in slow motion. So here’s to #EarthDay2024, where I celebrate west coasts—the wild and the glitzy. ✨

BeachBumLife #DoggoDaydreams #BCtoCali

P.S. If you see me digging for buried treats, just know—I’m unearthing wisdom. 🌿

📸: @devingriffith85

Vancouver #DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer #TravelDog

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Back from my coastal escapade near #PacificSpiritRegionalPark in #Vancouver. 🌊

So there I was, paws sinking into the soft sand, waves serenading my floppy ears. The salty breeze whispered secrets of seagulls and sunsets. And guess what? I couldn’t decide — #BritishColumbia or #California? 🤔

And then it hit me—why choose? I’ll be the ultimate #CanifornianCanine! 🌴🍁 So here’s to sandy paws, salty snouts, and the eternal tug-of-war between two coastal loves. ❤️

P.S. If you see me chasing seashells, just know—I’m collecting memories. 🐚📸

DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer #TravelDog

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Back from my coastal escapade near #PacificSpiritRegionalPark in #Vancouver. 🌊

So there I was, paws sinking into the soft sand, waves serenading my floppy ears. The salty breeze whispered secrets of seagulls and sunsets. And guess what? I couldn’t decide — #BritishColumbia or #California? 🤔

And then it hit me—why choose? I’ll be the ultimate #CanifornianCanine! 🌴🍁 So here’s to sandy paws, salty snouts, and the eternal tug-of-war between two coastal loves. ❤️

P.S. If you see me chasing seashells, just know—I’m collecting memories. 🐚📸

DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer #TravelDog

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Alright, hoomans, gather ‘round! 🐾 It’s time for my grand masterpiece: the Bean Bag Bed Extravaganza! 🛌 My bean bag bed—a masterpiece of canine engineering. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some serious napping to do. 💤

P.S. Travel may take me places, but nothing beats my bean bag back home! 🏡

Vancouver #DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer

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Alright, hoomans, gather ‘round! 🐾 It’s time for my grand masterpiece: the Bean Bag Bed Extravaganza! 🛌 My bean bag bed—a masterpiece of canine engineering. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some serious napping to do. 💤

P.S. Travel may take me places, but nothing beats my bean bag back home! 🏡

Vancouver #DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer

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Back from our epic adventure. 🏡 Home sweet home, where the couch cushions missed my paw prints and the sunbeams whispered, ‘Welcome back, furball!’

So here’s to home, treats, and the joy of being a doggo. May your days be filled with belly rubs, wagging tails, and an endless supply of nom-noms. ❤️

TreatGoals #HomeSweetHome #NomNomNom #Vancouver #DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer

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Back from our epic adventure. 🏡 Home sweet home, where the couch cushions missed my paw prints and the sunbeams whispered, ‘Welcome back, furball!’

So here’s to home, treats, and the joy of being a doggo. May your days be filled with belly rubs, wagging tails, and an endless supply of nom-noms. ❤️

TreatGoals #HomeSweetHome #NomNomNom #Vancouver #DogsOfInstagram #DogsOfCanada #DogsOfVancouver 🐶🐾🇨🇦 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer

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So there I was, cruising at 30,000 feet, wrapped up in my cozy airplane blanket. Dad, bless his heart, always gets me one. But guess what? This time, we were flying United Airlines’ Economy Plus. Fancy, right? Extra legroom, they said. Well, let me tell you, it’s like a doggy palace up here! 🏰

I sprawled out like a boss, my paws resting on Daddy’s shoes. Yep, those same shoes that have walked me through countless parks, muddy puddles, and late-night snack runs. They’re my security blanket, my scent-soaked lullaby. 😴

And let’s talk about the legroom! Six whole inches more than regular economy. I stretched my furry legs like a yoga master. Namaste, fellow passengers! 🧘‍♂️

As the plane hummed along, I dreamt of chasing squirrels through fluffy clouds. I imagined barking at passing comets and high-fiving the moon. 🌙

But you know what? The best part? Dad didn’t even mind. He just smiled, snapped a pic, and whispered, ‘That’s my little jet-setter.’ 📸✨

So here’s to @united Economy Plus, where dogs nap like royalty and shoes double as pillows. Next stop: Dreamland! 💤🌟

PawsUp #FlyingInStyle #DoggyJetsetter

P.S. Thanks, #UnitedAirlines, for the extra legroom. My dreams have never been this spacious! 🐕✈️

💛🐶🐾 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer 🌉 #TravelDog #TravelDogs

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So there I was, cruising at 30,000 feet, wrapped up in my cozy airplane blanket. Dad, bless his heart, always gets me one. But guess what? This time, we were flying United Airlines’ Economy Plus. Fancy, right? Extra legroom, they said. Well, let me tell you, it’s like a doggy palace up here! 🏰

I sprawled out like a boss, my paws resting on Daddy’s shoes. Yep, those same shoes that have walked me through countless parks, muddy puddles, and late-night snack runs. They’re my security blanket, my scent-soaked lullaby. 😴

And let’s talk about the legroom! Six whole inches more than regular economy. I stretched my furry legs like a yoga master. Namaste, fellow passengers! 🧘‍♂️

As the plane hummed along, I dreamt of chasing squirrels through fluffy clouds. I imagined barking at passing comets and high-fiving the moon. 🌙

But you know what? The best part? Dad didn’t even mind. He just smiled, snapped a pic, and whispered, ‘That’s my little jet-setter.’ 📸✨

So here’s to @united Economy Plus, where dogs nap like royalty and shoes double as pillows. Next stop: Dreamland! 💤🌟

PawsUp #FlyingInStyle #DoggyJetsetter

P.S. Thanks, #UnitedAirlines, for the extra legroom. My dreams have never been this spacious! 🐕✈️

💛🐶🐾 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer 🌉 #TravelDog #TravelDogs

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Here I am, sitting at #SFO like a good boy, waiting for our flight. Dad’s over there, chomping down on a Bánh mì like it’s the last meal on Earth. 🥖🌎 @flysfo

I’ve got my paws crossed that he’ll share a bite. But honestly, I’d settle for just a sniff. Maybe he’ll drop a crumb? 🤔

Meanwhile, I’m practicing my best puppy eyes. 👀 You know, the ones that say, ‘Please, Dad, just a tiny taste?’ 😇

But hey, who needs airplane peanuts when you’ve got a Bánh mì-loving doggo as your co-passenger? 🛫

InDogWeTrust #BánhMìGoals #AirportLife

P.S. If you see me on the plane, don’t be surprised if I’m still licking my chops. 😋

SanFrancisco 🐶🐾🇨🇦🇺🇸 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer 🌉 #TravelDog #TravelDogs

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Here I am, sitting at #SFO like a good boy, waiting for our flight. Dad’s over there, chomping down on a Bánh mì like it’s the last meal on Earth. 🥖🌎 @flysfo

I’ve got my paws crossed that he’ll share a bite. But honestly, I’d settle for just a sniff. Maybe he’ll drop a crumb? 🤔

Meanwhile, I’m practicing my best puppy eyes. 👀 You know, the ones that say, ‘Please, Dad, just a tiny taste?’ 😇

But hey, who needs airplane peanuts when you’ve got a Bánh mì-loving doggo as your co-passenger? 🛫

InDogWeTrust #BánhMìGoals #AirportLife

P.S. If you see me on the plane, don’t be surprised if I’m still licking my chops. 😋

SanFrancisco 🐶🐾🇨🇦🇺🇸 #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer 🌉 #TravelDog #TravelDogs

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Tongue out Tuesday? I thought you said it was Treats Out Tuesday!

And there you have it! Whether you’re chasing squirrels, basking in the sun, or just being your adorable self, keep that tongue out and rock this Tuesday, my furry friend! ☀️🕶️ @japantownsj @santomarket

P.S. That wave art outside #SantoMarket in #JapantownSanJose totally reminds me of The Great Wave off Kanagawa! 🌊

TongueOutTuesday #TOT #JapantownSJ #SanJose #SanJoseCA 🐶🐾 #DogsOfSanJose #DogsOfBayArea #DogsOfCalifornia #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer #TravelDog

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Tongue out Tuesday? I thought you said it was Treats Out Tuesday!

And there you have it! Whether you’re chasing squirrels, basking in the sun, or just being your adorable self, keep that tongue out and rock this Tuesday, my furry friend! ☀️🕶️ @japantownsj @santomarket

P.S. That wave art outside #SantoMarket in #JapantownSanJose totally reminds me of The Great Wave off Kanagawa! 🌊

TongueOutTuesday #TOT #JapantownSJ #SanJose #SanJoseCA 🐶🐾 #DogsOfSanJose #DogsOfBayArea #DogsOfCalifornia #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer #TravelDog

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So, it’s Blue Monday, and I’m here to spill the beans (or should I say, the #LobsterMeat?). 🦞😋

Over the weekend, I indulged in a #lobster feast that left me drooling like a leaky faucet. 💧💦 The tail? Oh, it was like a buttery dream. But the claw meat? That’s where the real party’s at! 🙌

And let’s not forget my watery eye—I mean, it’s not every day you get to taste ocean royalty, right? 🌊👑

So here’s to lobster-induced bliss, and may your Monday be as flavorful as my weekend! 🤪🦐 #LobsterLove #BlueMondayVibes #SanJose #SanJoseCA 🐶🐾 #DogsOfSanJose #DogsOfBayArea #DogsOfCalifornia #MiniatureSchnauzer #Schnauzer #TravelDog