mullet-enthusiast

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just thought i would share this glorious interaction

#my new personality trait is saying #yeah they actually had an episode about that on myth busters #to literally ANYTHING #bowie #david bowie #breakdancing #mythbusters

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heyyyyy sorry i keep forgetting tumblr exists... anyway im just here to brag<3

anyway what did you do over 2020

#how did i do that #I LISTENED TO A WEEKS WORTH OF BOWIE #i do not understand #i deserve a medal #send me an autograph please #im begging #bowie #david bowie #spotify #spotify wrapped

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david bowie sucks balls spread the word

#bowie #david bowie #cursed

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BIZZA

I know people don't like pineapple on pizza, but what about pineapple Bowie on pizza?

Bizza

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the funeral party by the cure makes my brain turn off and i like it.

#not bowie #the cure

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this

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just an observation

#bowie #david bowie #the laughing gnome #what was this song

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this is the only thing keeping me going

#if i go to a mental hospital i’ll let everyone in my show down #but if i don’t i’ll continue to fail all my classes #i could just die lol #hmmm #kind of just don’t want to be a productive member of society 👉🏻👈🏻 #i am slowly but surely becoming an anarchist #bowie #david bowie #rant #tw #trigger warning

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hey just a quick reminder

DONT BRING WOMEN DOWN ON MY PAGE

that’s all have a nice day<3

#and now that we are on the topic #don’t be racist either #or homophobic #or transphobic #just shut the fuck up #thank you<3

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can i just say that i find it absolutely hilarious that the majority of people who have reblogged this reblogged it not on joan jetts birthday... that is exactly what makes my garbage sense of humor go wild

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP ITS JOAN JETTS BIRTHDAY

this woman deserves the world i love her so much. she inspires me more than anyone else and i hope she has the best day:,)

#i seriously think it’s hilarious don’t ask why #i mean she definitely deserves it don’t get me wrong #joan jett deserves all the love #that woman deserves birthday wishes YEAR round #joan jett #joan jett and the blackhearts #the runaways

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AHHHHHHHHH

Behold:

The Coke Cut™️

Idea courtesy of @mullet-enthusiast

#the context is #i was trying to introduce someone to bowie #and i was like this is the haircut he had when he was mainly addicted to coke #so #i was like #you could say this is the coke cut #and it was perfect

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i didn’t edit it on him... so probably

...uptown rat

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...uptown rat

#look i couldn’t fine the original post ok? #also i know the hat is not pointed #BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A R A T #bowie #david bowie #ziggy #ziggy stardust

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i had a dream last night that i got to meet david bowie but i was NAKED how embarrassing...

#it was black star david with serious moonlight clothes and hair #i was so embarrassed #i asked him what his favorite era of himself was and he said trash can #bowie #david bowie

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nobody let this man outside

Hallo, Spaceboy.

Ramona Lives!

and OUTSIDE is 25 today!

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i’m sorry but,

this man is

PERFECT.

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part 2 (it just gets better)

help i cant stop laughing at this

#yes maybe i posted this video on a fake youtube account what about it #this guy just be singing EYE #this is my whole sense of humor #bowie #david bowie #heros #berlin era