HERMITCRAFT CATCHPHRASES
Hi, here's a reference list of hermit catchphrases! This is currently a work in progress, but the main goal is to make it comprehensive enough to be of use to writers and artists who (like me) might struggle with getting the characterization of some hermits right. Check out more info at the end of the post!
Reminder: this list is going to (hopefully) update a LOT, which means reblogging is probably going to get a little janky. I've linked this post to the top of my blog so it's easy to access the most recent version :)
Bdubs
Shreep / gotta shreep!
Crastle
I love ya to death
It’s gorgee
Beyootiful
Uh oh!
Hell’s blazes!
Hawsies
YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!
Shuddup!
Judas priest!
Bdubs' PERFECT REDSTONE!!
Beef
EEskall
That was my nickname in college!
Nailed it!
Dangit!
Beefy Tunes
Smelly Etho
Opulent
Etho? Oh, yeah, I own him
Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders!
Beef taught Etho about redstone
Cleo
Class dismissed!
I don’t need your stinky torches
I will break your legs
Trash is fish
The answer to everything is leather pants
Not because it’s the sand castle you deserve, but it’s the sand castle I need!
What did you do, Joe….
It's FINE, everything's FINE
Cub
DA CREAMADA CROP
Alright guys
Nice, nice
Ladies and gentlemen / ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em
Eeeeasy money
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful
Mmmmmhmmmmmm
Holy smokes
Let's goooo!
Doc
Are you kidding me now?
Alright guys
Can’t touch this
The G.O.A.T.
Etho, get to the damn land man!
It all started when Grian touched my redstone…
Etho
Uh-huh
Like-a so
Oh snap
Get your snacks!
Holy smokes!
Take care, have a good day, bye bye
Aww snappers!
Aww yeah
Good stuff
I barely know ‘er!
Speaking of llamas
Bright blue bamboo
E. to the T. to the your mum
Beefaroni / Beefers
Speaking of llamas…
That’s what she said!
Free glass
Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders!
False
Blimey
Awh dude
Frick
Gem
Gem is great
Grian
Hello! My name is Grian
Good… byeeeee!
Pesky bird
My heart! My little heart!
Mumbo Mumbo you are AFK
Can we just agree that Mumbo loses?
What in Queen Elizabeth’s shiny crown was that?
It wasn't me, it was the man in the chicken costume!
SaAaaaAaAnd
Chobblesome
SCAR NO— / NO SCAR—
In theory…
Electric boogalooo
Hypno
Impulse
What’s goin on everyone?
Shovel Shuffle
BEHIND YOU GEM!
Peeps
Geez
Let's goooo!
Iskall
Hallo
-skall ("richskall")
That’s mega / that’s looking absolutely mega
Omega
“Excuse me? Sir?”
__ of doom
Okay, lol
And I will see you dudes in the next episode
I’ve had a realization
Oh for goodness sake!
Excuse me
Not gonna lie
SaAaaaAaAnd
Very fine
Great success!
Bird poop
Bumbo Cactoni
Do you even bust? / Do you even bust bro
E
Pag
Jevin
Hypno smells!
Joe
Howdy y’all!
That’s the Joe Hills difference!
I will now say a poem of my own devising
Core concept
Keep adventurin’!
Time skip!
Who’s the guy who conquers death? That’s Joe Hills
No not rage quitting I have to pick up my daughter from school or my wife will rage quit me!
Grow Hills / Expand Joe
Joepacity / Jhost
Keralis
Look into my eyes and nothing but my eyes
Wanna buy a book?
Spank you very much
Just sit back, relax, and enjoy
Like this, like that
I can see my house from here!
Bubbles, Shashwammy, Sweetface, Princess
Lookie lookie at my cookie / lookie lookie at my cookie… no, please don’t
Like-a so
I love your face
I’m a real boy!
I don’t k-nove (know)
Not like this!
Booshes
Clever girl
But first… lemme take a selfie
I’m sinking… mayday mayday we’re sinking! Hallo yes dis is de German coast guard what are you sinking about?
Scary harry larry
I’m alayve!
Breathtaking — no you’re breathtaking
Mm-kay
Oh behave
I’m a simple man
MeOOOow
Welcome to my humble abod-ee
Not too shabby
My face!
My palms are sweaty, mom’s spaghetti
Tag 2 Booga Booga
Stiffy nipples Batman!
Mumbo
I worry about myself sometimes
I'm not really quite sure if I like that or not
Yeah… yeah that's looking good… I guess…
Dude!
Chuffed to bits
It’s a bit pants
I’m such a spoon
Oh my word
It’s quite simple, really / it’s actually quite simple
Bonkers
I’ll catch you in the next one. See ya
Off you pop
Oh goodness me!
Hermit challenges — initiation!
All done and dusted
To be frankly honest
Seriously seriously cool
Absolutely nuts
I don’t even know what to say
Iskall I feel sick
Peace, love, and plants
Moon’s big
Mumbo for Mayor
Pearl
Ren
Now we’re cooking with gas / we be cooking with gas today
Ladies, get in line! / ladies, gentlemen, everybody get in line!
You picking up what I’m putting down
My dudes
Y’know what I’m sayin’
Coming atcha frommmmmm
Dude
Coming from left, right, and center
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Automagically
Jazztastic
Janktastic
Oh baby
Like nobody’s business
Looking absolutely magnificent
Anyhoozle
Twaddle
Renstone
Scar
Scarred for life
Woah, what in the world!
It’s gonna be am-ay-zing
LOOK at the siiiiize of that
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Looking super fancy
Let’s hit super fast build mode!
Look at the size of that
Appreciate ya
Hotguy!
Operation: Aquathunder!
That’s what she said!
Stress
Are you havin’ a giggle? / are you takin the mic?
Mate
Oh my god / oh my gosh / oh my good gordons
Gorgeous
Plonker
Geezer
Ohhhhh nooooo!
Yeeeesshhh
I legged it
Such a pro / I'm such a pro
Proper __
Tango
Happy fun sauce
-ificator, -inator, -ness, -tastic
Skadoodle
Fearsome bunny slippers
Noob juice
So here’s the deal
Holding shift
Shwoop
Flim flam
Poop came out
Extra dumb with dumb sauce / __ of extra dumb
Flee with extra flee! / fleeing with terror!
Boom booms
Gah!
The dungeon is ready for its next victim
Behold!
Results may vary!
I think my math is correct, but it’s been known to be wrong
This is the worst timeline. I hate everything
Big no!
You— you freak of nature!
Jerkface
Jerkbutt
TFC
What in tarnation!
Wels
Words are hard
If you will
xB
Aww yeah
Dang it
Staaph it
Oy vey
Crap on a cracker
Dang it, Bobby!
Xisuma
Oh goodness me
Oh dangit
Geez
Peeps
I’m such a derp
Oh my days
Chooturial
Issooma
Allo
Woa’ah
Brought (instead of bought)
Zed
Hello hello hello
A-good a-bye
Muckin about
I lied
TaaaAAnnGoOOooooOOOo
More Info
So I'm currently writing a HC fic and realized how little I know about some of the hermits (I unfortunately don't have time to watch all of them), which made it really difficult to depict them properly in my writing. I'm assuming at least some of you might also struggle with this, so, here we are!
If you know of a catchphrase from any hermit from any season, comment, reblog, send me a an ask or dm, dm me on discord, whatever works the best. :D
Note: when I say "catchphrase," I mean anything a hermit repeats over an extended period of time. It can be something said during a single season (like "You'll speak when spoken to!" or "Hermit Challenges!"), or something that spans their entire careers (like "Aww snappers!" or "Plonker"). I'm not looking for one-off quotes that are never bought up again — there's some great sources (like @hermitcraft-correct-quotes) for that already :)
I've scoured the internet and found a couple good sources (listed below), but wasn't able to find anything truly extensive. For example, the two best sources I found were made during season seven, which means I (currently) have nothing recorded for Gem and Pearl, nor do I have a lot from seasons that happened before or after season seven. I'm hoping to fix that!
Sources (which will hopefully expand with time):
This reddit post from four years ago
This other reddit post also from four years ago
Reddit from three years ago
This cute diagram
A more up to date source
Another
Xisuma's dictionary on his website
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The hosts of the games (minus Grian, who hosted 3rd life himself) Each one was hosted by a watcher inspired by the original game to host their own.
lore below
The Boogieman (he/she) loves bloodsports and the drama of betrayal, so she created a game in which curses were bestowed upon players (some more permanent than others) and gave them the ability to gain and lose more hearts in order to encourage violence. He hosted Last Life after seeing how Grian's game ended and wanted more red life drama.
The Spinner (they/them) loves the relationship drama and tragedy of the games, so made a mechanic to pair up the players. Their favourite biome is the Ancient City because of its horror movie (the true romantic genre supposedly) like atmosphere, so they built the arena atop one. They cursed golden apples to break bonds and put them in the game hoping at least one of the pairs would participate int he drama of consuming them, but the planned failed to their annoyance.
The Clockmaker (any) is a control freak who interfered the most forwardly with their games. They wanted the most chances possible for stories and gaming, so created a mechanic to allow for more deaths and strategies. They ended up breaking Limited Life more often than not with their strange mechanics. They wanted a centrepiece to their arena similar in danger to the pillager outpost Double Life incidentally had, but broke it while attempting to make resources more plentiful to minimize time resource gathering.
The Secret Keeper (it/its) wanted to create a more relaxed game with more ridiculous and silly situations, so inserted itself into the game to hand out tasks to do instead of mull around until the players kill each other and mechanics to discourage hurting each other directly. It doesn't care for the drama the others before it loved so much, and didn't both maintaining the curses Boogieman placed leading to some of them breaking.
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