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Merlin: Come on, Leon. Nobody actually believes that Arthur is in love with me.
Leon, to Everyone in Camelot: Raise your hand if you think that Arthur is helplessly in love with Merlin.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Merlin: Arthur, put your hand down.
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She’s everything, he’s just Ken.
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Went outside my fandom bubble and saw people being cancelled for shipping two characters who tried to kill each other once damn is this the limit nowadays
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me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you
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“I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this” to “all along there was some invisible string tying you to me” to “what if I told you none of it was accidental?”
like ok it was an accident. never mind there was a mystical force behind it. ok fine it was me this whole time.
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Midnights is for the girls who worked hard to get a life of their own, but now feel empty, it's the album you listen to when you're alone in the kitchen with no partner to cook with, no friends to go out with, no parents to comfort you. It's for the jo march girls, who gave up everything and everyone and pretend like it's alright but cry themselves to sleep every night, it's for the girls who stare at the ceiling for hours after coming home, it's for the masterminds, the people pleasers, for the girls who think they're unlovable, it's for the autumn/winter girls, it's for the girls who love rain and gloom, it's for the girls who read the most gut wrenching books to feel emotions, it's the ultimate sad girl album.
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you know what's the funniest part of the teen wolf movie? i'm not really waiting for the premiere, i'm actually excited for the fix-it fanfics.
i can already see it; sure, i'll go to the movies to watch it, and i don’t think it'll be a great movie, but it’s okay because that's not really what i'm there for. and at this point i couldn't care less whether stiles or theo are gonna show up because i know they're going to be in the fanfics. i've already been disappointed when arden cho announced she would not be coming back, so i stopped expecting anything from the movie. and why would i do it if i'm gonna get my perfect fanfiction anyway?
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james fleamont potter headcanons because i love him
he eats a red apple every fucking morning
might not have a slutty waist but sure as hell he has slutty hands
he loves kissing his friends
he smiles a lot
he'll be a dayglow stan
he loves frozen
he sleeps with two arms under his pillow and sleeps on his stomach using all the space in the fucking bed
his writing is kinda horrible
he's so good at math without even trying, like he's just good at math
book smart but an absolute idiot with 0 common sense
he likes to read poetry
he calls his parents after every minor inconvenience
he'll tell depressed people to do sports lol "Remus come on quidditch will help you with your angry issues! Exercise is the key!"
he's childhood friends with marls and peter
he's lactose intolerant but loves ice cream too much
he smelled like cologne and herbs
his fav seasons are summer and winter
he cried when he found out Santa Claus wasn't real
he was one of those kids with a kid leash because he kept running away from effie
he loved going to the zoo and his fav animals are giraffes and elephants
he waves his head when he's listening to music and pretends to have a microphone and sings and dance no matter where he is
he does that hot thing with the pencil
he actually has a really good voice and dances pretty well
he loves being in his childhood house
his favourite food are effie's apple pies
he tried to learn spanish and sometimes he mixes the words but his accent is awful
he sings 'happy birthday' while washing his hands, and instead of drying them with towels he'll just shake them
he's always carrying food for Remus and Regulus because they don't eat enough because they forget
him and sirius look like a couple and they can't spend more than one day apart from eachother
he had a golden retriever growing up because he always wanted a brother and his parents thought it was a better and more available idea
he had an obsession with dinosaurs growing up
he has a diary
he loves baking but kinda sucks at it
he has the most beautiful eyelashes, and the prettiest smile ever seen and he's very aware of it
he has an hyperactive imagination (ADHD)
sings in the shower
a hardcore swiftie
this man has all five love languages
a morning person this man is up at 5:30 and he's so happy about it like james it's okay sleep well bby
he cries in every romance movie, and in every Disney movie, he just can't help himself
dad jokes bad dad jokes and you'll laugh because his jokes are so bad
HE HAS FUCKING DIMPLES.
"James 'the ally' potte-" GUNSHOTS!!! wdym about ally? he's literally pansexual
he didn't even knew he was pansexual because he thought everyone fell in love regardless the gender of the other person
he'll respect women more than himself
he had a crush on moony on 4 year, then he realized it was a platonic thing
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james “if it makes you feel better, i was in that situation also.” potter and regulus “merlin's beard you've got to be kidding me, you too?!” black when harry told them about his dilemma that involved a certain ginger girl and a snarky slytherin boy.
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I hope fanfiction writers know that I think of them like celebrities
I literally scream a little bit whenever one of them interacts with a comment i made on one of their posts like they are literally famous in my mind
thank you fanfiction writers you are literally sometimes the only thing keeping me alive 
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dilf holy trinity.
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being a true theatre kid (who’s too anxious to actually do the theatre part) involves headphones on full volume and dramatic lip syncing to showtunes at 3am
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Mon El: You can't kill me! I have a wife!
Abductor: Do you really think that’ll stop me?
Mon El: Oh no, you misunderstood. That wasn't a plea. That was a warning.
Abductor: Wha-
(Kara smashes down the door)
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#henderfam💛
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Y/N: Bye now, don't forget to eat the lunch I packed for you.
Rooster: Don't talk to strangers.
Hangman: If anything happens, just call and we'll come pick you up.
Phoenix: Don't get lost, be careful, okay?
Bob: ...I-I'm just going to the library, though.
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Remus: you want me to be the DADA professor, why?
Dumbeldor, wearing sunglasses and sipping on a cocktail: cause you’re ex is here and I might enjoy the drama
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